And Exhibit C:

D’oh! My apologies to your friend.

But ...

Yep, I was coming down here to say “who is of South Asian descent” needed to be up in that paragraph. Chad Worthington probably would have gotten off.

I’m sure she meant it as, “people are so unjustifiably MEAN to me because of my father! It’s awful!” In fact, hasn’t her POS dad even said that before? Ugh, fuck her. I hate every one of them.

I appreciate the work they’re all doing, but FFS, I wish they’d hurry the hell up. Every single day this regime enacts new horrors. If we let them all cruise through two more years, the US is going to be beyond the point of no return.

Sheldon Adelson, who has donated hundreds of millions of dollars to Republican causes and conservative super PACs in the 2018 election, is in “dire” health.

Nah, it involves an editorial page editor who is as bad as, if not worse than, his hire. Bennet sucks.

I LOLed at the Groupon line before I even scrolled enough to see their response. Then I nearly choked on my Oreo. Hah!

They’re going to do their best to be like the brick-and-mortar stores. (Yes, I know this is TJ Maxx, just roll with it.)

Yes. I (white) have a cousin in her 40s with white-blond hair (natural) and my BFF’s daughter (19) has lovely blond hair, and they both get touched without their consent. Just basically, people SUUUUUCK.

Dude, there aren’t hubs in each state. Hubs are the airlines’ main, well, hubs. They’re in places like New York, D.C., Philly, Chicago, Atlanta. I used to live in NYC and my mom lived in West Virginia, and it took two flights for me to go visit her, and I had three major departure airports to choose from. You’re…

Well, I think you have me beat for worst teen movie experience. My mom took my little brother (four years younger) and me to see “Youngblood,” the hockey movie with Patrick Swayze, Rob Lowe...and sex. AND our doctor was there! Oh man. So embarrassing. But nope — you win. Sorry about your birthday!

Holy shit! That sounds horrific. I never saw that movie. Which apparently is good. We must be the same age-ish, because I liked him in the 12-14 age range. (And beyond...but I didn’t see that movie.)

My mom thought he was hot, but I always got creepy vibes from him. Then I saw Poison Ivy and I was like, “SEE!! He’s a disgusting perv!”

I don’t remember where I picked this up -- I think Ben Affleck touched on it a million years ago when they dated, but I know I’ve read it elsewhere, too -- but supposedly she’s funny and tells raunchy jokes and is just a lot of fun to hang out with. Obviously, that could be BS, or it could be seriously outdated, but…

I do mind it. Even if the kids were being used (I cared about stuff when I was like 12 and up), they didn’t know that, and this was their first encounter with a real live Representative Of The People. And she was shitty to them. She’s been in Congress for like 800 years ... she should be able to be more diplomatic…

Oreo Thins are OK, but the chocolate-dipped Oreo Thins are where it’s at! Especially the mint ones. Mmmmmm.

I am completely incapable of (re-)rolling a burrito. If I did that, whatever I decided to eat as the burrito would end up all over my shirt.

They have mustard-and-pickles Lay’s potato chips in France. You must try some someday, if you haven’t!