I LOLed at the notion of a Kleenex box of prayer mats.

Between “comfort food” and alcohol, I gained 50 pounds between Nov. 2016 and Aug. 2017 (admittedly, my body doesn’t work right, so this wasn’t difficult). My FB feed was all anger and disgust and news. I had a Twitter list of political types to keep up with EVERY SINGLE THING. Finally, Kavanaugh broke me. He was…

Jesus was actually a terrible carpenter, though.

So West Virginia then. (Though 1995 might be generous.)

It’s an absolute bullshit system. But whenever cities/states consider laws for a solid minimum wage for ALL workers, the restaurant lobby raises its ugly head and politicians back down.

Ohhhh, is that the way it works? Like those pay-it-forward Starbucks deals, kind of? OK, that seems less scammy, then.

I’m disgusted on your behalf. Holy shit. I’m so sorry.

Backpfeifengesicht. I love it so much I don’t even have to look it up anymore.

Sitting at the bar, ordering individually? Sure. Buying a six-pack at the per-bottle-at-the-bar price? Fuck no. (I wouldn’t pay $30 for a six-pack of Bud, either.)

Unrelated to the main discussion at hand, I just want to say YES! I too love Taco Bell, and I have also never suffered any kind of bathroom blowups from it. All the people always talking about that must have some delicate digestive systems or something.

I admit that I have a child’s palate and if I went somewhere with a giant pile of Taco Bell food (that’s what’s next to the salads in that top photo, isn’t it?) I’d die with joy. But I’ve never been a national champion and never will be; if I were, I think I’d expect something a little more special than what I can…

Quick side question: are there some places in the country where 15% is still OK?

Gotte echo Ojitheunseen...it’s for the crust. The pepperoncini are to eat with the pizza.

1: this sounds delicious

I’ve read way too many stories where “friends,” pet-sitters or trainers have lost, hurt or killed pets. No way would I leave my babies with some random homeless person. (Then again, I wouldn’t leave them, period. This is a weird situation.)

Wait till Kylie Jenner’s plastic surgeon gets hold of it!

OMG, I saw these at my online grocery store and my glasses weren’t on and I was SURE it said “prosciutto” or something. But no. So I bought them. I do not encourage others to follow my lead. (I am a potato chip fanatic. This is only the second time in my life I’ve thrown away potato chips.)

I love the idea of it, but those prices are ridiculous.

I read right past it. ;)

Please don’t forget their attempts to rehome an elderly cat on Twitter because they were trying to procreate. He’s a douche. (So is she, to be fair.)