In the meantime, enjoy this roundup from The Santa Fe Reporter!

It doesn't seem to be just you. Their site seems to be down. Gah!

NM Mercury has an excellent analysis of this election: http://newmexicomercury.com/blog/comments/…

My favorite analysis of the election, from the NM Mercury: http://newmexicomercury.com/blog/comments/…

The ban failed: http://app.bernco.gov/election/

plainly he was holding an invisible lighter.

In my Catholic School the biggest lie was that the sex-ed teacher (someone's mom working part-time for a tuition break) was someone that the kids could totally, totally talk to about their problems. The two deluded girls who believed that found themselves to be the center of a class discussion the next day…

The Sexiest Man Alive is Wayne Coyne. End of story, forever.

I got a pixie cut and discovered that I have a ton of wacky cowlicks.

AS a Burqueña and lapsed Catholic, I beg people not to tp or in other way vandalize this woman's house, or in any way harass her. Nothing gets these people off like the confirming their much-cherished delusions of persecution.

Take that, giraffes!

I always really love Aubrey Plaza's eye makeup. Please somebody teach me!

Okay, I'm a couple weeks late to this, but as a New Mexican there's a couple of things I simply can't let go: 1) green chile on stacked enchiladas? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? Stacked enchiladas call for red, exclusively, and don't you dare suggest the possibility of serving it Christmas style. Christmas style is for…

I have a cousin who is a professional photographer who does pro bono sessions for families who've lost a baby. He does it as a service. He gives out his number to neonatal nurses, and gets a call for an emergency session once or twice a year.

Pendleton would make AMAZING winter Olympic outfits.

I'd be more into the Thor series if they'd included Ratatoskr.

I kind of always figured that Katherine McPhee was sleeping with someone on that show. Ivy was way more talented, fun, professional. The ingenue was supposed to have some special thing about her, but plainly did not.

I'm dreading the backlash against the woman slacker. I'm picturing actual fashion police, armed with calipers to measure my belly fat.

Did anyone ask why all of her clothes are black cocktail dresses?

Team April