I dub Jen and Aziz ‘Jaziz’.

Is there an Instagram feed for when people take their waist trainers off and their waists go back to their real shape except all red and mottled and creasy?

I’m pissed slide over doesn't work on my 4th gen iPad.

Conservatives LOVE Juno. “C’mon, teens! Our adoption agencies need your babies!”

Wish you hadn’t switched the image, because days later, I'm still getting comments from people about how the picture is Lindsay, not Keira.

Keira Knightley is British.

am just realizing how long it has been since I have read the book/watched the movie. Maybe you’re right? Maybe I should google it? Or maybe I should continue binge watching Netflix while I make potato salad.

The next West child shall be named ‘Goodwitchofthe’. We shall call her ‘Goodie.’

OPA!

I’ve only had a couple of rats, but they made a big mark in my heart. I loved the way their whiskers tickled my neck when I carried them in my shirt collar. Ever since them, though, I've stuck with pets that offer the promise of at least a decade together.

The only downside of pet rats is that they only live a couple of years. They’re so smart and affectionate, and it's really hard to lose them so quickly.

You look darling. Go enjoy summer!

Can we please just all wear caftans?

eh, I know it's debatable. I subscribe to a service through my power company that pays a premium to build renewables, but I know it' sa power company and that it's probably mostly greenwashy feel good veneer. when I buy books I buy paper, and usually second hand. I use Overdrive on my iPad for library books, not a…

this is how I'm reading the Mortal Instruments series, for free, no trees killed.

One of my favorite things about this show is that it is teaching America how to pronounce the name 'Xiomara.'

it makes me so cranky to see pictures from the Sherlock Christmas special knowing that Christmas was barely a month ago. I want more Sherlock NOW.

grossest was not technically on the train, but waiting on a platform saw a hooker and john return from their business and throw the used condom on the tracks (59th street Queensbound N/R, I was at the end of the platform, and they'd been having things just past the end of the platform)

hey troll! Not only has my premium for my Obamacare policy gone down $40/month in its second year, yesterday I saw my doctor (really bad cough) for a mere $25 copay and got both of the medications she prescribed for free! So keep fucking that chicken, friend!

what about lost business? I'm sure someone else had those rooms booked for the next weekend.