It's like Ed Grimley decided that he'd look cooler if he slicked the bangs back a bit.

While disappointing, your criticisms will not stop me from enjoying his twitter feed. I wasn't going to watch his show anyways because job.

Apparently Coco Rocha's honor was at stake. She must walk the ridgepole or perish! (And Josie Pye can go stick it)

I dearly wish that Ms. Cyrus's wish to distance herself from Hannah Montana would extend to not doing that tongue thing anymore. Naked, not naked I don't care, but can we please cut the schtick?

Similar situation. My pc wants me to stay on ht until I can develop an ingrained habit of taking my calcium. I'm getting to the end of my window, though. Can anyone recommend a brand of calcium that doesn't cause stomach upset? I need a vegetarian formula.

Yes! I like that they offer organic pasta, as well as whole wheat.

I get Garofalo in eight-packs at Costco!

I'm imagining all of this advice coming from Ricky.

How long will that take?

13. Calling up grandma and asking why she knitted a quilt. Why are you such an ingrate?

Acorns were also chosen for the analogy that they grow into great oaks.

But of course!

*blushes.

Every time I see the Bangerz cover, a small quiet voice within me whispers "and mash."

Thank you for this.

The fact that you've bought the dijon mustard hype just makes me sad for you. Bland mustard for sad people who buy mustard because of cute commercials. Sad.

Touched a nerve, did I?

Soft coated wheaton terriers have groomers. Male celebrities have flunkies.

Of all the gifs ever, this is my favorite.

Please, please tell me that there is a video of Henri either meeting Lil' Bub, or a video of Henri losing his cool over the awesome of Lil' Bub. "Zut alors! Eet is BUB. C'est magnifique!"