The blurb is bullshit, but the influential 100 isn’t a list of good people, it’s a list of influential ones, which he is. He belongs on the list, but his blurb should have been written by someone who can explain factually why he’s influential and not just lick his asshole because they are an actual villain from a…

Agreed. Whoever Huffman/Macy hired is worth it, because it went from her and Loughlin being the face of this to just Aunt Becky, with Huffman being held up as the responsible person taking their punishment quietly.

What she actually said was a cup of water could have won both her own and AOC's district. Not click baitey enough? You just needed to set fire to a non existent fight? Don't we get enough of this in main stream media? Do better.

She’s right. I know this isn’t a popular fact on Splinter but the three progressives that seem to be getting all the attention (you know who) are all from extremely safe districts. They are not the reason the Democrats won congress. The Democrats won congress because they had another 60 odd freshman run and win in…

It’s an outstanding comment and it hit home pretty hard judging from the whining from the unelectable leftists here.

People talk shit about Pelosi but she always seems to know exactly what’s going on and give an accurate assessment and/or game plan for the given situation. Can’t fault her for saying this stuff about AOC at all because, as usual, she’s absolutely correct.

Perlosi showing she knows how to handle unruly children no matter what office they hold.

Yeah, but she ain’t wrong. I’m all for keeping progressive momentum going in pulling the Democratic party more to the left through primaries. But in 2018 the House was flipped by less leftist Democrats winning in swing districts, not the (outstanding people that we need more of) handful of progressives who won in…

Was anybody judging her milk ducts? All I saw were people judging her husband’s football career.

Running a mile in gym class was the single most terrifying, humiliating thing I have ever been through. It’s just the worst. 

I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

I’ve told this story before, but in another context. Ten or so years ago, I was at the town market in Woodside, CA. Woodside sits mid-San Francisco peninsula and is home to some of the richest people in California. I grew up near there and often run into people I knew from grammar school, high school and college. Ahea…

I also got RBG in trouble once!

This is old hat now, but when it happened in the early aughts, it was novel enough to win me a “weirdest celebrity chef encounter” contest on the then-recently-launched Eater.

I somehow scored an invite to the Black Panther premiere after party in New York and grabbed my cheeseburger and a table right by the entrance. I don’t get starstruck but I’ve loved Chadwick Boseman since 42 and as he passed by, my friend saw my mouth agape and quickly said to him “my friend loves you, will you take a…

“Jay....sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”

Don’t forget the bible quotes (from the people who only believe in Republican Jesus(TM)).

Not to mention overly precious chalkboards and wall hangings with cutesy fonts and barf-inducing trite sayings about love and family.

One day, far far into the future, I look forward to watching a home improvement show where everyone is as disgusted by shiplap, hanging barn-style doors and farmhouse sinks as I am. 

Oh I hate this the absolute most. I am so sick of these two and I wish they would take their country shabby chic vibe and shove it up their homophobic asses.