My dear Hannah, what you are protected by is the magic forcefield of youth. Which is fleeting. Wash your goddamn face before you go to bed.

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

Has anyone seen Meatloaf and Gérard Depardieu occupy the same room at the same time?

Also why does it say “LOGO” above the Nike swoosh? Designers gonna design, I guess. 

I Would Beto.

Why is her name in quotation marks on her arm? Is that not her real name?

MLMs are a fucking scourge.

I feel like this particular murder struck me harder than most because as much as I always say to myself “they don’t always look like the type” (my father didn’t look like the type either), this guy DIDN’T LOOK LIKE THE TYPE. He looks like a dude I’d swipe a hard right on. And he didn’t use a gun, he was capable of…

How has no one told Justin Bobby that he was one of the shitty people on The Hills?!?

I mean, I’m not a Bella Thorne fan, nor do I know who she is, but claiming that somehow she’s copying this other palette is like saying gap is copying ann taylor because they both sell crew cut t-shirts in black. This is a pretty standard palette layout and it’s not like the colors are identical or something. Come on.

Many of the Christians who voted for him are nazis, so this is a constituent meet and greet.

He’s a member of the Brotherhood Of Punchable Faces.

I can’t believe people have had sex with him! Shudder!

Here’s the dick pic she was flashing.

I want them to throw him back in jail because the lawyer’s argument is so bad.

Frankly, I’d be fine if they just wrote, “Get the fuck out of here.”

Ok, that sounds less scary than just having cops able to randomly bother this woman whenever.

Slither back under your rock, Samantha. You POS.