So Kate’s photography is the same as every mom on Facebook who decides she wants to be a baby photographer. Kid in focus with a blurry background. To quote Miranda Priestly: “Groundbreaking.”

I feel like that is what happens when all of your ancestors were related.  The one drop of commoner blood Kate brought to the table is not enough to counter generations of cousin-marrying.

Or that she and her Target clothing magnate husband should wear matching Gucci loafers as they rolled out of church last weekend.

From the same blog that constantly chastises the media for feeling the need to invent feuds between women to diminish them...

WHAT.  Please tell me that is a lie.

I read somewhere that Aunt Becky hired a PR firm.  If that is true, they are literally doing a TERRIBLE JOB.  All of these quotes that the sources are dropping (“wah it’s SO HARD for us,” “our crimes should be a family matter,” and “HOW DARE THEY CALL US CHEATERS WHEN WE CHEATED”) make them look and sound thirty…

Maybe she didn’t understand because when the indictments were announced, it was not accompanied by random cheesy music that signaled that a lesson was a-coming.

Yeah, that is why she said "districts like mine."

Yeah, I am really glad hair jewelry is not a thing any more.  But then again, nowadays people get jewelry made out of dead people’s ashes, soo...

I guess White Jesus shows up better in their velvet paintings?

You mean White Republican Jesus (TM).

OMG, man, no.  It is a Little Debbie snack cake that involves faux creme in between two soft oatmeal cookies.  It is both disgusting AND delicious at the same time.

Not to mention overly precious chalkboards and wall hangings with cutesy fonts and barf-inducing trite sayings about love and family.

There is no way she orders spicy chicken or anything else at Popeye’s.  She gets a plain grilled chicken from McDonald’s.

Thank you. That was my only objection to this article. Oatmeal creme pies, while trash, bring joy to people’s lives.  Candice Owens will never do that.

And I look at man butts. Apparently this woman thinks that everyone’s reaction upon seeing a butt is highly visible, like a Looney Tunes character.

Exactly.  Self-care in a lot of ways is about convincing yourself that you are worth it.  I have been working with my therapist on it, and doing things like getting a massage, meditating, or just being mentally kind to myself.  Particularly in the housekeeping arena, because as my therapist points out, being harsh…

Heidi (of The Hills/Spencer and Heidi) wore a bathing suit cut exactly like this in the Daily Mail the other day (dur, of course), and it was...not right.

This.  I have major depressive disorder and in the past few years my housekeeping, which was never great to begin with, went completely to shit.  Though I am female, I identified with a couple of the straight guys this season and am glad Karamo suggested that it could be depression.  Sure, there are topically…

I assume they hired their friendly neighborhood serial killer.