It is probably more of the former. People don’t usually age badly to the tune of 10+ years unless there is a medical reason for it, or they tanned a LOT. I agree about the lying but I can also sort of understand why other women do it. So I am 38, and a lot of guys that are in higher end of the age range I would…

Does he think the hair between his eyebrows makes him look less bald?

Heh...I live in Maryland so I match with DC people on the dating sites, and this one dude emailed me who claimed to be 47. Based on his picture...if he is 47, then so is Donald Trump. Like, I have EYES, dude and nowhere in my profile did I indicate I have a seeing problem.

It is always funny when a con gets taken for a ride by another con.

It’s like when I found out that Sarah Huckabee Sanders was younger than me (I’m 38).  I was like FECK YEAH, I look awesome!

Don’t TELL them.  The color is how we identify them as Republican bots.  

Revlon Frost and Glow Highlights in a box. It is like $6 from Target. I have been highlighting my own hair since about 2000 and it is super easy. I have dark blonde hair naturally so it blends in pretty well.  Also, rich ass women like these bishes in this picture are always coming up and asking me where mine is…

Because he said “would of” in the caption of his picture instead of “would have.”

Yeah, and I also thought it was a riff on Real Housewives.  Which meant I missed the chance to board the offended train.  Damn.

Thomas had better get a boyfriend.

Why is anyone who is accused of tampering with a witness electronically allowed any kind of “electronic communication”??

He probably takes “fascist” as a compliment.

Ooh ooh. Women’s march is to anti-gun rally as Cheeto’s inauguration is to pro-gun rally.

Right? I mean, I definitely agree that this dude is a scam artist and is fed these names before the show or whatever, but I have no difficulty believing that this child does not know who Steve Urkel is.  That show is like, the ONE thing from the 90s that Hollywood hasn’t rebooted. Yet.

I believe the death penalty should be abolished, but as it exists, I feel less bad about it when it happens to say, a Scott Petersen, who had all the advantages of being a well-off, non-minority with a fancy legal team. Same with Manafort. I object to solitary confinement but as it also is a thing that exists, I get…

I’m sure he and his legal team think home detention is a viable option!

Eric is the dumber one, like Beavis, and they are both blonde.  Donald is the marginally less dumb one, like Butthead, and they are both brunette.

He looks like Jon Cryer playing a stalker in a Lifetime movie.

I can’t read a quote from Michael Cohen without hearing it in Ben Stiller’s Michael Cohen voice in my head now.

They need to footnote their bullshit slogan to make it more specific/accurate.