Chapo Trap House was robbed. 

Xander is trash.

Jesus, Hollywood studio execs have extremely specific fetishes.

Okay, so I haven’t kept up with this comic, but...Dawn and Xander had a baby? That. Is. Gross. 

I think the whole thing could have been improved 50 percent without that aggressively dour color filtering. That’s like some Zack Snyder shit right there.

The Others, Paranorman, the Witches...how were these not no-brainer Halloween releases?!

I would have been okay with two films, to put in some imaginative and entertaining detail about the White Council and driving the Necromancer out of Dol Guldur. Note I said ‘some imaginative and entertaining detail,’ as opposed to the slog we got.

I also would have loved another director to take the helm; if not…

I don’t know that there’s a role for Dinklage in it, but Naomi Novik’s new book Spinning Silver is an adaptation of the Rumplestiltskin story and I would give at least a minor tooth to see a TV adaptation of it. 

This Luthor’s quotes are by far the best. “President? Do you know how much power I’d need to give up to be President?”

Gratitude!

I genuinely thought this was a parody. 

What’s with the mixed unit? 

Bob should’ve been dumped in Incredibles 1. So he wasn’t actively cheating on Helen with Mirage. The fact remains that he took a life-threateningly dangerous job on an uncharted island without telling her or the kids and then spent two months continuing to lie about going into the office.

They prefer a title to a number because they think that people won’t go see a sequel if they missed/forgot the first film. Also, Lord of the Rings.

Gotta go with LARGE MARGE

C’mon. Who DOESN’T want to see who she’ll cast as Granny Goodness?

It’s a shame it’s not going to be live action.

Kefka was conceived as half Joker, half Darth Vader. The entire game is littered with Star Wars references and borrows heavily from the structure.

Given current events, I don’t see up and coming genre TV fans being particularly enamored of a protagonist who endlessly negs the sex worker he can’t emotionally handle having a crush on, for starters

Oh, I still love Firefly. But the sexual politics are, quite frankly, a mess. Any actor even incrementally less charming than Nathan Fillion (and it would be, because they’d have to recast everyone and statistically speaking the entire population of Earth is less charming than Nathan Fillion) makes Mal Reynolds a…