Nobody hates on fat people quite like a former fat kid. Alton Brown is like this too.n

Since we grant the same legal status to second spouses as we do to first spouses, I fail to see how this is a change from the way marriage is actually practiced.

My rule of thumb is; if the friendship preceded our marriage, it’s out of bounds for spousal meddling. My best friend is a dude, has been since high school. One of his closest friends is a woman. We both had ample opportunities to screw around with those people had we been so inclined, and didn’t.

If it’s a…

When my parents told me that I was going to have a little brother, apparently I INSISTED to them that they were wrong, because mommy was pregnant and not daddy, so that meant I was having a little sister.

I started inadvertently reading an article from this period of the Tucker Max oeuvre recently; a friend put up a Facebook link to I think the Atlantic. I remember thinking as I read it that it seemed like a really involved and counterintuitive explanation of ‘how not to be a dick,’ but actually not being mad at it. I…

This was my wedding lipstain. I LOVED it. And I kissed about a squillion people that day and it never wore off, ever. I still had it on the next morning when i woke up. Still wear it for special occasions too!

However, I find sometimes for work and other daytime stuff it’s just a little more saturated and focus…

My poor beleaguered husband. He’s genuinely a go-with-the-flow guy, but I was so afraid during planning that my Type A obsessiveness would drown out his desire (entirely fabricated on my part) to make choices. It led to this bizarre passive aggressive feedback loop where he would be strongly advocating for my…

Pilot Varsity disposable fountain pens. End of story.

Pilot Varsity disposable fountain pens. End of story.

Imagine how wonderful the memory of their parents’ wedding will be for them as they grow up. How many kids get that? You did a great thing.

Best WoF moment ever; contestant had this: _ _ _ Y _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ after one turn. He got it. It was encyclopedia.

I don’t think you should regret not eloping. You gave your friends and loved ones a chance to share something (pardon the word use if this is loaded for you) sacred with you and your now-husband. And even if you have negative feelings toward some aspects of the day, it’s a sure bet that plenty of other people had fun…

I’m so sorry all that happened. Nothing you said sounds irrational or unfair. A lot of people made selfish and thoughtless choices, and since they’re people who love you, you had the right to expect better.

I’m 4’10. Husband is 6’4. We both love to cook. We are both screwed.

Yeah, the film is not cheap, particularly when you think about how used we’ve all gotten to snapping a million pictures. But you can usually find the film in bulk packs for a discount on sites like amazon or alibaba. And it does make you think a little more about every picture you take, which is something I actually…

Yeah, the film is not cheap, particularly when you think about how used we’ve all gotten to snapping a million…

To buy a point and shoot camera in 2015 means you need to be able to make an argument that you yourself believe as to why it provides value independent of a) the fantastic digital camera you probably have built into your phone and/or b) the increasingly affordable DSLR you’re likely to own. To be honest, I don’t think…

To buy a point and shoot camera in 2015 means you need to be able to make an argument that you yourself believe as…

My husband and I figured for the longest time that international travel wouldn’t be in the cards for us for about five years or so for money issues. Then we found a groupon that looked too good to be true but wasn’t, and now thanks to a travel agent we’ll be spending valentines day in ireland. So there’s at least one…

I’d add Roseanne to that list, but yes, spot on.

Fact; it is impossible to read the quotes page on the Golden Girls IMDb without laughing so hard you can’t breathe. Don’t try at work unless you have a door and a paper bag.

I love Cobb salad but never fool myself into thinking it’s healthy.

Love love love this game so much. You made me want to play it.