My dad was a primary caregiver before it was cool. For two summers when my brother and I were little kids, my mom was a full time student and my dad took time off work to take care of us.

I actually like Larry Wilmore just fine, it’s the panel format I can’t stand.

I once used a bone folder when I was doing bookbinding. Yes, it’s a silly tool, but hot damn did I love it. Really did get me better creases than anything else I’ve ever tried.

Hey. Pensacola WISHES it were Salem. Salem’s awesome.

I believe this is what you meant to refer to.

Honestly, my husband’s exes and me get along great. We’re all pretty sarcastic and mouthy, and we all like unicorns and RPGs. Man has a type.

Now do Secretariat v. Shadowfax!

Wait, are you in the Donkey Show?

I work in an office with a lady from the Philippines whose english is impeccable, except for she pronounces every single letter and syllable and hits them all equally hard. So it’s loh-gick-ah-lee, etc.

Scollay Square? Don’t you mean Government Center?

Me; about five minutes of sniffles, plus a few private tears with my husband after the ceremony

We used the bouquet toss as an excuse to get everyone outside. There were sparklers, and they followed us into a field where there were Fire Dancers waiting for them. I did toss it, but the point was to surprise everyone with people swinging fire around.

Anyone else simultaneously annoyed and amused at all the box office coverage saying that Pitch Perfect beating this is some kind of feminist bodyslam?

Anything’s better than the goddamn bears.

6:30. We’re both home from work, dinner is in the oven and won’t be ready for an hour, not full of food or tired, nothing else to do.

Weekends are all about the afternoon delight, between 12 and 2. After brunch, before getting ready for any evening plans.

Reminder: Jezebel is ostensibly a feminist website.

One would very much hope that they’re thinking of their daughters solely with the Upstairs Brain. The Downstairs Brain seems more resistant to societal enlightenment.

He had a fair bit of full frontal in Rome, so I'd be surprised.

Truth. I can think of almost nothing grimmer than this.

My personal theory is that she is a minor Aaron Sorkin character that has gained autonomy and sentience.