Okay, so this is a Christian-flavored D/s thing, yes? Whatever turns your crank, guys.

I dig Washington's snuff and his gallant stroll

A nice reminder that we didn't actually domesticate cats, we just made 'em smaller.

SimplyBe is the inbetweener's best friend. 10-28.

It is unfair to all these perfectly inoffensive-seeming children to put them in a category where they have to be implicitly compared to janelle monae, erykah baud and daft punk.

This video turns any room into a really excellent gay bar. Currently that's my office.

I feel like I now know who Jeff Redfern sees in the mirror when he writes the Red Rascal books.

Haven't really read Walking Dead but I have read Invincible, which is also Kirkman. While generally excellent, MAN is Atom Eve one giant missed/wasted opportunity.

Stop spying on me, bitch.

Tracy's piece: about women receiving honest answers when they ask how they look

Yes, today this is a bunch of crap, but I've heard the argument that lovely lady assistants are normally deployed in acts to draw attention away from the magician. If the lovely lady was the magician, it would defeat the purpose. That's not to say a lovely lady magician can't have a lovely lady assistant, however...

I call photoshop.

Oddly enough, I can't stand Seinfeld either.

There isn't a snowball's chance in hell that Kim Kardashian has weighed 120 pounds since high school. Bullshit like this is why women have no effing idea what their actual healthy weight range is.

If all of these incidents don't end up being traced back to the same entitled white boy I will eat my face.

I'm not pretty. Never have been.

So...hipsters crave exaggerated individuality, which they then purchase at Urban Outfitters? And they're the only people who access the internet, but 'heightened' by social networking sites? They're their own pop culture, and also an amalgamation of Goth country greasers? Only...less authentic? And THEY'RE the people…

That's part of it. You're supposed to believe that they're all secretly rich.

Okay, adorable and all, but I can't help noticing that the wheelchair doesn't seem to be helping him very much. Whenever he starts to walk he lifts the wheels right off the ground. Is this a calibration issue or has he adapted to his disability too well to need the wheels?

"Hipster" is a meme created expressly to delegitimize the economic struggles of young people with underwater college degrees. It has exactly the same semantic content as intellectual, bohemian, flower child, or any other derogatory term to focus mainstream cultural attention away from systemic economic failure.