Christoph Waltz should play Ryan Gosling's dad in a movie that I would have on repeat in my bedroom at all times.

Thank GOD you were here, man. That potential flaw would have gone unremarked upon if not for your constant, selfless vigilance. Next time, I'm sure she'll remember to strap on the inflatable Not-Beyonce butt pads. Just for YOU.

I have a white paper ive written that i give to any new freelancers i hire, and one of the things in it i suggest is that you make a red mark on your hand every time you say sorry for a day. Every one of the kids - male and female - is surprised at how much it happens.

Actually, I kind of like the 'fuck it' aspect of these.

We're a society of takers.

How about, "every other generation of children in human history benefited from not hsving the intimate details of their own early days of delayed defecation preserved for cyberspstial posterity. Don't deny your kid the same courtesy just to satisfy your own pathologicsl need for vslidstion of utterly banal parenting…

The funniest thing about this entire ad is that it assumes people wash their jeans after two wearings.

This is my fiance's favorite game. I now understand why he never, ever loses at Risk or Civ.

Get a moissanite. Seriously. Only a gemologist can tell the difference, theyre sparklier than a diamond, just as hard, a lotcheaper, and they come from space. Well, a lab, most likelt. But the original ones came from a meteorite. So you can tell people youre wearing a rock from space.

This seems stupid to me. Largely because of unnecessary rudeness, but now you also cant put that person on your B list if you get more no RSVPs from the A list than you expected.

And fuck you too. Seriously.

According to the linked article, there is something in Australia called the cupboard spider.

Aliens have incomprehensible modern art too, it turns out.

There's also the aspect of transactional sexuality - meaning that most men of a certain age and class would have experience with prostitutes, usually long before they were married. It was believed (rightly, in the case of crabs) that a shaved pubis would prevent the transmission of venereal disease - disease at the…

He looks like he should front an industrial band.

I might even consider having kids if I could get to be a dad. Alas, I'd have to be a mom, and we know those suck.

So how long before New Zealand just full on changes its name to Middle Earth?

As of typing this comment, a black boy born in America today has a 1 in 3 chance of being incarcerated. So obviously black women should stop having sons. It's the only way to solve our growing...um...crisis. Of some sort. The point is, be worried, women. It's somehow your fault. That'll be $4.50.

I don't know if I'd call it sci-fi, exactly - but I can reassure you there are very few explosions.

I'm a sci fi writer, and my male fiance writes YA. If it ever becomes an issue, we're just going to cross names for pseudonym purposes.