I liked cauliflower’s old stuff better.

That sounds so amazing! Do you know what it’s called? I’ve been googling “mini lay down sauna toronto” and thats.... not right.

Our local fancy spa place also has other random services, including bed and spray tanning. But the best thing they have is this pod you lay in and it sort of is like a mini sauna? IDK. Your head sticks out of course, but it gets warm, it’s all steamy, they put bomb smelling essential oils and shit, and the bed…

Someone needs to invent therapeutic “tanning” beds that don’t emit any sort of UV light but do light up and get warm that you can just lay in to relax. I haven’t tanned since I was a teen and will never do it again but it was a very, very relaxing experience.

This answers the question: What's the difference between a beautiful girl and a fembot?

My hair is just like me. It just sort of lies there lethargically. Indifferent to the world.

Wow, the same class for 36 years. She’s literally living the dream. Does she also realize too late that she’s forgotten to wear pants or prepare for the test, like in my version?

I’m just gonna throw this out there. I hate Jon Hamm. I hate his face. I hate his pig name. I hate how smug he always looks. I hate Jon Hamm

The owner wasn’t trying to avoid a confrontation, she instigated a confrontation. She confronted. What she did was the opposite of confrontation-avoidance.

Unless you’re claiming it was right for people to throw a drink on you, your comparison makes no sense. You’re just giving another example of the same wrongful behavior described in the article.

Or Men’s Studies classes!

regarding your second sentence: bigotry with a smile is still bigotry and it hurts all the same.

Idiot bull Duke dyke? Sounds like you were looking for trouble. I haven’t heard that term used since the last time I read Stone Butch Blues.

I’m gonna play devil’s advocate

“If you don’t like the treatment you’re given at an establishment, suck it up and go somewhere else where you’re welcomed.”

“The owner wasn’t rude to the couple”

I wouldn’t throw an alcoholic beverage on you for engaging in a hetero make-out session in a gay bar — because I’m cheap and drinks cost money, but mockery is free so I probably would point and laugh at you for being the sort of idiot who can’t let gay people have just one small fucking space where heterosexuality…

Advises others not to whine. Devotes over 250 words to—well, ahem…

You’re very lucky to have the privilege of just having to go to another bar. You’re very lucky to have the privilege of being able to kiss your partner while walking down the street and people thinking its “normal”.