And yet she had a hit song with R. Kelly.

How was my summer? Boring and lacking good TV shows!

I guess that makes me and anyone who loves this film and soundtrack a loser then? Fuck anyone who can’t just allow other people to love a film. You want to act as though Garden State is terrible? It’s not. Is it the end all be all greatest film of all time? It’s not that either. But to act as though it’s irredeemable…

This was an uplifting and amazing article. I desperately needed to have these words put down so that I could read them. It made me feel beautiful/handsome for a moment. Like “Yeah, I’m okay. Or at least not so bad.” I felt a serious warmth spread through me like it was okay to accept myself. Thank you so very much for…

Hah! Corgi’s are cute... but I prefer these unidentifiable fluffy-mutts (of course biased).... plus... imagine how cute their fluffy butts are!

You might not be able to keep up with him. He’s hardcore.

Ugh yes, the full dance card. Story of my life in trying to make friends - everyone’s full up already!

Yes, it’s very well documented that although they once dated, they are actually BFFs now. I’m not sure what the above comments are complaining about.

There is this really cool thing called Google that you can use.

I mean, it’s kind of hard to come up with fresh answers to the same question for the 500000000th time

I started watching it a little over a decade ago when they showed it on some now defunct channel, and then caught up on the seasons with iTunes. When they started streaming them on Netflix I was so excited, since they had the movies and the specials, and they’ve even made new episodes. The movie isn’t as good as the…

Is “Chairity” when you donate a La-Z-Boy?

Yeah, National Geographic and Scientific American are usually fine. Well, they don’t make you feel ugly at least. Dumb and boring and poor, maybe, but probably not ugly.

“Why would seeing a bad picture of me make people feel good?” Crawford asked Lena Dunham.

Hailee : YES. Bangs are the best, bangs forever and ever.

I’m suing Denise

I like the graphic because it implies that somehow, Canada broke them up. Which I am choosing to interpret as a sign that Avril cheated on Chad with Bonhomme.

The most comprehensive response to this asshattery was a comment on MSN.com by someone named Angela Blue pointing out the uber-hypocrisy:

It always seems kind of weird to get those questions. My short friends are never asked how short they are or if they were involved in sports. I also hate when people ask why I wear high heals. My answer is usually ‘Why the fuck not?’ or ‘Have you seen these legs’ or, if I am feeling particularly saucy ‘Your insecurity…