Yes! One time I was watching the Ken Burns baseball doc and drinking some wine, so naturally, there was a tweet about it. And he tweeted back almost instantly that it sounded like a good night! I was v. pleased with my social media-ing that night.

Know what I had to do to make my dog happy? Come home. HAPPY. Let him out. HAPPY. Let him back in. SO HAPPY. Feed him. TOO MUCH HAPPY FOR ONE TINY DOG.

Like most lady toiletries, the best version is a version for men. I don’t want to smell like baby powder or lavender (because it doesn’t smell like lavender, it smells like lavender and b.o.), I want to smell clean. I have been wearing Old Spice: High Endurance Fresh for years. My husband wears it too. It smells warm…

Like most lady toiletries, the best version is a version for men. I don’t want to smell like baby powder or lavender…

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If you don’t eat cheese you ain’t flawless.

OMG you are I are eye twins! I was all, “Hey am I doing photo shoots with Oreos?!” This is fantastic...I feel you, with all your novelty Oreo love. :)

“Why can’t I be blatantly rude to someone? Gosh, the world is so PC these days.”

Shorter version of what he said: “people aren’t allowed to say whatever they want without being called out for their b.s. anymore.”

Uh this gender stertoryping is wrong in both cases.

OR maybe she’s growing up and you shouldn’t mock teenagers for basically acting like teenagers. She was still a fucking kid. She still is, in a way. Give her a break. Let her grow up. Don’t keep her down.

Maybe we as a society should stop putting other young women down, including young teenage women. It’s so easy to mock young women and treat them as less than. Let’s stop doing that. There was never any real reason to NOT like her. What were your reasons? Aside from the fact that she was a teen girl, of course. That…

yo. i give you a solid 7.9/10 for this trolling cuz you wrote your damn dissertation. damn son. you fucking went for it.

Well referring to Caitlyn as “Bruce” and using male pronouns. She’s a woman.

that article is transphobic as fuck.

Years ago I thought I had signed up for a sword play class but it was actually a play sword play class (for theater majors but I misread the course description). It really included all kinds of combat. I loved the take a punch, roll over table combo. I had to drop the class though because I wound up with water on the…

Normally I am ethically opposed to red velvet cake. I mean, please, if you’re going to be a chocolate cake, be a motherfucking chocolate cake. But red velvet cake oreos? Totally worth the goo stuck in my grindy teefs.

Funny you should mention that! I signed up for their update list. But it sounds like trials are not even estimated to start until like 2017 at the earliest. That would be amazing for short term BC and just overall population control, though!

Hopefully Vasalgel gets approved soon and you can have 10 years of male birth control with just an injection.