yea but could she drink as much as I did this weekend

AND her lipstick game is more on point than mine.

Agreed. I love seeing them. I think they’ll be good for young black expression. Here for the Smith kids and co.

Maybe. Maybe the gods are crazy. Maybe the stars are blind...

pray 4 her leg

Upon first reading the headline: NOTHING CUNT SHE’S FUCKING CHER YOU CANNOT IMPROVE HER

Then I actually saw the list and was like OMG I totally overreacted, cats WOULD make this even better.

First she only pushes him off, and then it’s exactly one whack per approach, increasing in whack-force as he becomes more threatening.

I’m convinced Jesus is real, because there is no way double sided sticky tape is that powerful. That tape had some footprint on the sand moments where sometimes they were both holding kim’s boobs, and sometimes the tape faltered, and that's when Jesus carried Kim's boobs.

Violence is seldom the answer.

Dammit, don’t you hate it when you turn down Molestation Avenue when you really meant to hang a left on Not Being a Fucking Monster Lane? Goddamn MapQuest, I tell you what...

Talk about some serious “Family Research”

Not for nothing, but as young Black feminist, I don’t always agree with bell hooks and I don’t agree with her misgivings about the current trends of feminism. It’s nothing more than a generational gap, tbqh. Young millenials are less likely to feel the same way she does as she was less likely to feel the same way as,…

Sexuality doesn’t have to be about male consumption or mass consumption. Additionally, everyone’s contributions to feminism can be in the context of their own world and experiences. Quit hating. You’re bringing us all down.

You do realize that by reducing the long and successful careers of two women of color to “Madonna-era feminism” and by proxy reducing the millions of women who are inspired and listen to them, you are doing exactly what you’re critiquing them for? You’re dismissing the people who listen, buy, and support women of…

I didn’t expect this kind of response. Thank you for making me cry. ;)

I wish it wasn’t so unprofessional to have this as my ringtone....because it’s kind of the best. Bey has provided my ringtone for the past two years because I aspire to be fierce and confident (last year was “Grown Woman” and the year before it was “Diva”).

I’m doing just fine now :) Thank you for the kind words. Are you okay? Do you have people you can talk to and get some help if you need it? Will you email me if not? (jolie@deadspin.com)

Thank you for your lovely reply. ^_^ The story has a happy ending and I am on my way to better! I’m just really grateful that people like you are writing about the programs that do their worst. Keep fighting the good fight!

Let me tell you all a thing:

I’m aware, but thanks for pointing that out as if I’m an idiot. Everyone has different health priorities. My goal in switching was to avoid having a sugar crash so taking in 20-30 extra calories in my one cup I drink a day was worth it for me (this is why I pointed out that it won’t spike your blood sugar). I hardly…