It totally is but I kind of love it, mostly because she mixed her model friends with amazing kick ass ladies like Mariska Hargitay and Cindy Crawford. It’s fun to see all these women together looking badass.

I liked it for its meanness. And its eye makeup.

It’s like Sucker Punch: The Musical.

Mariska though.

I, as well, have an irrational dislike of her. Then again, I irrationally dislike numerous persons. Don't get me started on Kelly fucking Ripa.

Well, Kenny Chesney holds his “hallmark summer concert” in my city every year and every year for about 5 straight let his fans completely trash the entire town. They shit & puke everywhere, pass out everywhere, destroy property, get arrested, get sick from partying, drive drunk etc. (Someone will die during this event…

I was in Toronto a couple years ago and saw an Oasis cover band (who were REALLY good) and I can’t remember the name but they really missed out on an opportunity to call themselves “Fauxasis”

Cillian Murphy! Ohhhh, Cillian Murphy. You broke my heart.

That is awful. My sympathies. But at least he is not your father (or mine).

I critiqued Marc Maron’s interviewing style on a message board I didn’t know he read. This was during the first year or so of WTF and it seemed to me like every time his guest was a woman or some kind of ethnic/sexual minority, he’d focus so squarely on that aspect of them and ignore everything else. He wasn’t being a…

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

He wasn’t a dick or anything, but I was once walking near Seth Meyers in the same direction and he kept looking back at me all panic-stricken like I was stalking him or something.

wait, I have a REALLY good one about Method Man if anyone cares

I went to St. Andrews for university, so we had quite a few golf-loving celebs come through, especially during the Dunhill Cup. At one point I went out with a couple of my friends from hall to go watch some of it, and it was just as boring as you’d expect from, y’know, golf. So we’re talking about how boring it is and…

omg he is SO SHORT!!!!

Saw a dude who suspiciously looked like Bruce Willis driving a very fancy car on the Eisenhower in Chicago and kind of stared at him open-mouthed (for I was a child in my parents back seat). He kind of looked over at me and gave me the finger. Which made me roll to the floor with laughter.

Oooh, ooh, I got this. I was a big Oasis fan back in the ‘90s, so when the band came to Melbourne my friend and I decided to go to their hotel. My friend found out they were staying at the Hilton, and they rocked up in their van to a small crowd of fans waiting to say hello. The band was quickly ushered into the foyer…

So my parents bought their retirement home from a wealthy, childless gay couple. Y’all, this spot is wall-to-wall party showers. We’re talking minimum 25 square feet in the smallest one with 3 shower heads, and the master bedroom with, no fucking shit, 12 heads total and enough room to comfortably fit at least 10-15…

Whatever.

I’m an ADULT