I’ve had about 3 dates with a woman who would seem to check all the boxes. She is stunningly beautiful (model and working actress). Successful businesswoman (145 employees). Funny. Intelligent. Good relationships with family and close friends.

‘While we’re on the subject of the horrors of war, and humanity’s most poisonous and least charitable attributes, let me not forget to mention Barbara Bush (that would be former First Lady and presidential mother as opposed to W’s liquor-swilling, Girl Gone Wild, human ashtray of a daughter. I’m sorry, that’s not…

You don’t know too many rich old white ladies, do you? Old money society ladies will fundraise the hell out of wonderful social programs, be lovely with the kids and moms at the shelter or school, and then mutter about the young men standing on the corners as they drive past on the way home. They do the whole…

I get why this is a big deal but I really hope people don’t forget that she was EXTREMELY problematic when it came to issues of race and prejudice. Let’s not forget that she said Katrina was good for poor people and the time she once publicly endorsed Paul Le Page who, during his campaign, said “the enemy right now……

It’s sad that she died and there will be lots of glowing articles about her in the coming days.

They’re never going to catch up to Mexicans, I swear I’m the only one on both sides of my family w/o children.

No people should be excited to become a minority in their homeland. It is contrary to human nature. I wouldn’t expect it of any race and I don’t think it should be expected of whites.”

uh, no, honey, you’re a racist if you touch a black person’s hair without their permission because you feel like you’ve just got a white right to do whatever you want with this entire other human person’s body

On daddy duty one day, I was driving a carload of kids to something and while taking a short cut through a seedy section of town, passed a large billboard for a strip club that featured a smiling blonde. One of the kids shouted out “that’s my mom” and although it did look like her, I told him that it was just someone…

Holy shit, Julio Franco is still playing (semi-)pro baseball (in Japan).

I went to an AHL game in Grand Rapids in late 2009 and was legitimately shocked to notice Chelios out there with the Chicago Wolves during warm-ups. One of the few times I’ve done an actual double-take.

Those rules are that it’s not staffer’s jobs to be babysitters.

That single set of skate marks is when I carried you.

The Capitals are child #4. They see everybody else has gotten their’s so they figure it is finely their turn. Then they get sick on cotton candy and hot dogs, throw up, and go home early.

Whatever. Fuck that girl and fuck all those people. You aren’t allowed to feel joy. I hope she lost that puck on the way home. Hockey is stupid. I’m not mad, YOU are.

This is some sort of lengthy parable about the Capital’s playoff performance, isn’t it?

Found the guy who works at the dealership!

‘People know how loans work’

I fully support Tom on this. Very FEW people understand it. we can’t talk about it enough!

Not enough people do...