They are not my “favorite” in that they’re well crafted or anything but I’ve always really liked the animated opening to Grease:

Ive always loved her and felt terrible she’s so obviously damaged. Sounds like she slayed today though.

What do you call someone who rapes a slut. A rapist. You call him a rapist.

“Today I put my hand on a Bible. I wasn’t under oath when I wrote that book”. Queen.

Ma’am, you’ve fucked a lot of guys. Isn’t it possible that you accidentally fucked this guy?

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

Frankly, if a long time sex-addict like Donald Trump - who was definitely raw-dogging Stormy Daniels, hasn’t fathered at least a few children out of wedlock, I’d have to say that someone needs to explain the birds and bees to me again.

A 200 year old word makes you feel old? .... walk me through this again.

I find the timing more convenient for running in the 2020 presidential race. I think he sees the impending removal of Trump as his prime opportunity to capitalize on the anger this will generate in his rabidly dedicated followers.

Call me a pessimist, but I’m holding off on the dancing.

I remember watching him play at American too when I attended there! Those packed houses of 43 people in the crowd, so proud to watch our boys play when they were featured on ESPNU8.

Thing is when something sounds too good to be true like free lunches, or a timeshare vacation, or Paul Ryan just deciding to quit, it probably is. The fight is never over.

Yep, that’s how the last election went. Thinking we’re too good for idiocy to prevail is definitely not enough.

Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time you’re going to see them for a while!

There is no guarantee Dems will win the House and/or Senate. We need to get involved - donate, calls, hit the streets. Sitting back and hoping the GOP is just going to implode is NOT going to be enough.

My first reaction: this is fantastic, good fucking riddance.

Your heartwarming sports story comment has enhanced the already substantial heartwarming effect of this heartwarming sports story on this here heart.

Holy shit, this was special. I was a ball boy back when Andre was at American University. I remember him so fondly. I spent half the game on the phone with my father - an alum and season ticket holder for almost 40 years - both of geeking us, so proud.

According to Baseball Reference, Colón is 44, not 43. He turns 45 on May 24.

As I’ve stated other places, I’ve made many many other videos that I think were just as good and illustrative of some important element of our reality that went nowhere, because Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t on Twitter when we posted it or whatever.

This whole deal of going viral is a lottery.

I can barely watch ‘Sixteen Candles’ anymore because of the drunk girlfriend scene. My love of Jake Ryan has taken a bit of a hit, too. And I feel guilty for laughing when the grandpa describes what Long Duck Dong (um...) was wearing when he disappeared and then says “no, he’s not retarded”. But, this movie holds a…