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Sarah Mas
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Carrie and Big. Carrie and Big.

I loathe Wes Anderson films but those shoes are beautiful

McConnell, Ryan, and Pence are the real fascists. His being a charade of a puppet of a buffoon only helps them implement their shitstorms.

And you fucking see it all the way down Wabash. It's a nightmare.

Nobody even talks about Wedding Crashers anymore. At least half the millennials on my team have seen Animal House, which came out long before I was born. And I'm old.

What was the name of that sitcom again?

The first time i read it to my son I was crying. It took me like 30 minutes because we were both laughing so hard.

We stayed at the Hard Rock Punta Cana (Dominican Republic) solely because they have a kid's club featuring Thomas the Tank Engine, my then-3-yo son's obsession. The hotel was beautiful, service impeccable, food delicious, and drinks generous. The problem was that we were a $50 cab ride from town (one-way). I would

It's so sad watching this season of GBBO knowing it's the last one as we know it - and none of them knew it yet :(

We just had brats for dinner on Monday… and now I want them again.

I really
really
really
really
really hate this franchise.

I catch Night Court once in a while thanks to the random channels you get when you don't have cable, and BOY was it bawdy. I can't believe I watched that when I was like 10. It's dated, sure, but still pretty hilarious.

10 points if you ever realized the nun in Pee Wee's Big Adventure was actually Miss Yvonne, the most beautiful woman in all of puppetland.

That's a shaved baby luck dragon.

My kiddo is well rounded - he likes Ice Ice Baby AND Baby Got Back.

There is an East Side of Chicago (although I am sure it's not what Paper Lace was referring to) - it's the furthest south and east you can get in the city right by Indiana.

My sister sang that to me when I was a kid, and now I sing it to my son… totally obscure song my 5yo knows every single word to.

I'd still fuck him, though.

I knew she won her season when I watched it on Netflix, and I still sobbed like a baby at the end.