Obama gave eight years of his life in the most thankless job there is and we, the United States voters, chose to reward his legacy by electing a racist clown.

Hannibal Buress is my sexiest man alive.

I am not quite moved by a still of Pelosi simply doing her job

Big deal. I went to a cousin’s wedding yesterday, and there was free locally made wine. And lesbians planning their own wedding at my table. (Another cousin and her fiance.) And I helped yet another cousin’s daughter try to catch the bouquet.  I probably had a better time than they did...

Also, isn’t this how Catwoman started? I would totally be down for an elderly Japanese grandma becoming Catwoman. She tries to knit, but she keeps getting distracted and batting the balls of yarn around. She knocks the figurines her grandkids get her off the shelves for no reason. She takes long naps, wakes up, moves…

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Maybe Kelly will fire Trump too.

Unless he killed the boy to make it a good story. You don’t watch enough law and order!

No, we’re not.

I thought once this sort of thing inevitably happened I might start feeling bad for the clowns.

Trump has inspired the best Double Creatures. My favorite:

These Double Creature choices are not to be understood, so let’s provide our own. Last week I put in one of Trump posing next to a bottom-feeding fish with yuge puckered orangey-pink lips. There were others in the comments, including my favorite, a windblown Trump next to a windblown horse’s rear. A link to this…

Guys. Guys? Guys.

Donald Trump is really just an older version of the inarticulate assholes who bullied and teased me in middle school for being chubby. Just like them, he’s happy to tear down a person’s physical appearance, but as soon as you use an educated argument to counter him, he starts sputtering incoherent nonsense because he…

Goddammit.

And, of course, Donald Trump has bragged about how he can blithely murder people in his hometown of New York City without any adverse consequence.

If Donald Trump wants to make the city streets safer, he and Dr. Carson should stay off of them.

One time I was making Al pastor tacos and cut into an avocado and there was a tiny thumbelina type creature with a whole little home in there! There was a little bed with a little quilt. And a tiny bookshelf with hundreds of titles. Even a little sewing machine! Thumbelina waved and began telling me about her magical…