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Shit Shit Shit Shit.

Has anyone considered the death of cereal?!!!

I thought that these were orthopedic bunion corrector shoes. My bad?

Sooo, all the orphans got to keep the money and live happily ever after? Yay Angie! 😑

I beg to differ... the bottom drawer of any oven is where mice go to go poop.

I love a good scam and this is making the slightly criminal wheels in my brain spin. Too bad I’m a chicken shit.

I once saw penguins in a painted display at a zoo in Chicago. They were shivering... What’s up with that?

Maybe they’ll forget about all those pesky branches of government and we’ll all survive this fiasco. Fingers crossed!

The tears are pouring down my face. In July of 1989 I had a remarkably similar pregnancy, the difference was that we ended up “letting the pregnancy go” in the 22nd week. I was fortunate to have a incredibly smart, compassionate, progressive obstetrician who knew how to present every option available to me and walk

He built it with his tiny hands...it seemed bigger.

Nobody wants to be called “ma’am”. Trust me on this.

Omg, I actually did that and wound up with one mauled boob. If I ever move, that cat stays with the apartment.