This idiotic article is one for the record books.

“Hey see this kid trying to make the world better? Fuck her, amirite?”

I hate the “I’m from a different time” bit. Bro, you’re alive and currently working. You’re in this time. If your views on the world haven’t adapted to be relevant to the world you’re living in, then update or quit.

Honestly, if we lived in a better society, your #2 would actually be a valid and real thing. The reason I can’t get wholly on board with the empowerment-through-getting-naked movement is because we don’t have that society, but rather one in which an awful lot of people (men AND women) are still socialized to see women…

Ol’ Rudi is the poster child for why people should retire.

The loudest complaints around the “silence” around the sexual violence of the Oct 7 attacks are coming from those who are cheering loudest for a genocidal campaign that has killed 20,000 people, 70% of whom have been women and children.

Exactly - the concept of “purity tests” are what turned the GOP into the dystopian party of Marjorie Taylor-Greene and Lauren Boebert. We don’t need two parties adopting this strategy.

No one has said they support sexual violence committed against Israeli women from the October 7 attacks. No one! You are literally gaslighting.

The whole almond industry can die in a fire, not because I care what anyone calls “milk” but because it’s MAGA corporate welfare pretending to be victims of left-wing environmentalism while using a hugely unnecessary share of California’s water resources to raise their products in a desert so they can export them to…

Doctor Who gender or race-related blowback is really the pinnacle of idiocy. The character is an alien with two hearts who travels through time and space in a 60s-era British police phone box that’s bigger on the inside, and who literally regenerates periodically into somebody who looks entirely different. And this…

I like Maron’s view on these jokes, especially Rife's apology with the special needs helmet - it’s so fucking hack. We’re kind of doing a disservice to the shittiness of the jokes by talking about whether or not they’re “offensive.” They’re just examples of middle of the road hack comedy. That should be the story, and…

LORD. PALMERSTON.

She has not said anything that leading Israeli voices aren’t saying themselves. Public discourse needs to move beyond the immaturity of “If you say you like waffles, you must also be saying you hate pancakes”. Pointing out the inhuman conditions of Palestine is not the same as erasing the horrors Israel faced during…

“The 84-year-old’s family has argued he was on painkillers and not in his right mind when he sold his house to her and her partner Orlando Bloom. (Perry countersued for $1.4 million “to cover lost income she could have earned from renting out the property, had the sale proceeded as planned,” per Bloomberg.)“

You know what’s funny about that coercion bit? I had an abortion in a time and place where there was no such rule, and yet the providers were still very diligent about making sure I knew what I was doing and that I was choosing it freely (in a way that was also respectful of my choice and my time; it didn't fucking…

I think a lot of the (understandable) knee jerk opposition people have to calls to defund or abolish the police has to do with the misapprehension that police exist to protect individuals or that they are part of the mechanism for serving justice. Protection and justice are not what the police are for, no matter what…

Blumenthal embarrassed himself in that documentary and confirmed every cynical thing “little guys” say about politicians. The senator said one thing and then, having left the room, had his waspy crony interns shunt the documentarians out of the room -- then ghosted them entirely. Blumenthal is only acting now because…

Don’t fool yourself, if a carb got the chance it'd eat you and your family 

Y’know who really had it figured out? Tom Anderson, of MySpace. He popularized something, cashed out, fucked off, and is enjoying a life of photography and living off of an enormous sum of money.

Hank Williams would never stop punching these people in the teeth