Eh that’s because this fight will never, ever happen.

If this ever happens, and it probably won’t, I predict Zuckerberg would win, simply by being in much better shape and, apparently, trained in jiu-jitsu. I also predict there will be some sort of insanity on the Internet only due to the fact that a Jewish man (Zuckerberg) defeated a bloated fascist pinhead (Musk) with…

All I want is one flying right hook just demolishing that lantern jaw in the slowest slo-mo 4k we can get. Just a ‘look at Musk’s face when reality finally hit and turned him into the whitest surprised jack o’lantern you ever seen.’

The weight advantage would help a heavyweight fighter in good shape who trains in fighting regularly. It doesn’t necessarily help a fat out of shape guy in his 50’s who hasn’t trained in years (if ever). He’ll be gassed after like 50 seconds and become the equivalent of a wounded gazelle just waiting to be…

Every Musk plan starts with a big announcement, then an update, then quietness, then a casual excuse while saying everything is right on track, and and then it gets shit-canned because he’s had a better plan that will supersede the original, and then there’s nothing.

I think the important thing is to not get sucked into the cult of personality.

Or at least to sell ghost meat!

When preparing for my driver’s exam, I watched Bullitt.

“I respectively disagree with their stance that they’re not devil-worshipping child sex traffickers and somehow I get branded a bigot!”

No it isn’t, and families should have zero say in sentencing from their opposite of impartial perspective.

So if you were not alive you can’t have an opinion? Ok boomer. 

Spare us. No feeling lingers and people shouldn’t be in prison for 53 years for basically anything.

I think what makes it manipulative is that he started a relationship with someone who was a professional surfer, who’s social media history and presence including oodles of this content that he wanted her to get rid of, and he appears to have not mentioned that beforehand only bringing up during the relationship. If…

He doesn’t like glass because it’s just processed sand. And as we all know about sand, it’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.

You know, i know they are both morons, and i get that, but sometimes it feels like we focus on them, and like chip roy and paul Gosar strike me as more dangerous, more irrational, have more seniority and power, but we let them slide because the two trailer trash women are messy. we can mock them, but it feels like we…

“Kids will want to see the original Waco Kid.”

It’s funny how the world doesn’t express such disgust when women choose breast implants to feel more feminine.

Here’s a thought on who should be the next Bond:

Nobody. Stop making them. Every Bond filn for the last twenty years keeps looking into the camera and going ‘man it’s weird we keep this colonialist dinosaur running around, huh’ and Casino Royale was the only move that did anything with that but it’s still true. Given…

Everyone calm down, its just a billionaire.

Hey, we gave Dems practical control of the Senate. It’s the people in a specific district in Georgia - where she ran unopposed - that elected her.