Anything that unironically uses the term “wellness” is a at best a grift and at worst, like this, a fucking cult.

Because this is a list of BAD movies, and Maximum Overdrive is an awesome movie where a truck with the Green Goblin on it bullies Lisa Simpson for delicious gasoline

Does what exactly? The Watchmen show was better than anything Moore ever wrote. Moore is a curmudgeonly old bastard, and I can’t blame him when it comes to the many horrible adaptations of his work made it to film, but the HBO Watchmen isn’t one of them. The writers room for Watchmen was predominantly Black writers…

Quick note: this is a civil trial, not a criminal one. Thus, the bar isn’t “beyond a reasonable doubt;” rather, it’s “a preponderance of evidence.”

JFC. This is the stupidest nitpicking ever. If you are moving too fast to avoid parked cars and pedestrians, that is dangerously high speed for New York City. No it’s not fast and furious on the fucking interstate. But jumping curbs indicates higher speed than is appropriate for NYC. The taxi driver did not witness…

This fucking asshole owes this “comeback” to the woman, 21 years his junior, he abused, tortured, and bullied for years.

Rand Paul gets accosted by everybody, even his own neighbor who broke his ribs. AAAHHH HELP ME, FREE MARKET!!

Of course it’s hypocritical. Did anyone actually believe their pseudo-feminist statements in the first place? Maybe stop expecting luxury bands to be woke and just let them be the vain, superficial fashion whores they’ve always been. And if people can’t deal with that, don’t buy their shit. I just find it silly that…

You pronounce that sam hane don t you?

You’re making the mistake that the religious right worships anything other than what the billionaires worship: Unfettered, unregulated capitalism. That’s the end goal for all members of the GOP. Everything else is just window dressing or a tool to achieve their libertarian-fascist society.

Of course, these procedures aren’t happening in an ass-fat vacuum. As part of a recent spiritual cleansing, Blac Chyna has documented the process of having most of her injectables removed, including her butt lift that her surgeon said could’ve killed her. The Kardashians are also rumored to have removed whatever was…

We need a trans person to snag a sponsorship deal with a gun manufacturer. That’ll get all the wingnuts to get rid of their guns.

She is a very disturbed woman. I was unfortunate enough to be aware of what she was posting when the whole plaster cast blew up. She also sent DM’s to various women participating in the discussion, asking them to send her pictures of their genitals and asked them to pose it in a particular way so she could point out…

I’m mostly joking here but sometimes I wonder how different the world would look if Valleywag hadn’t ... we’ll say ... trumpeted Thiel’s gayness all over the internet (calling it an outing is a smidge much. It was an outing to some people of what was an open secret to many others).

Questioning her ability is one thing, since you can’t really prove it one way or another, but to say that the band would have been more successful without her requires ignoring the fact that all of his projects since then have been a lot less successful than The White Stripes. (Obviously this could also be because of…

‘meg white is a terrible drummer’ is the kind of hilariously backwards opinion you usually overhear a teenager saying in line at starbucks

Gwyneth’s wellness routine seems to consist of “be rich enough that you don’t have to work, and then lollygag around all day and occasionally pick at real food”

I think that if she’s selling stuff that “hydrates and plumps your tissues and fills your chakras with anti-aging vibrations”, it’s just logical to point out that her tissues ain’t plump and her chakras sound like a box of nails.

The orphan-crushing machine provides valuable jobs and revenue to our community. Why do you hate job-creators?

“It was either that, or do a documentary about botched gastric bypass surgeries.”