sarah_kay_gee
sarahkaygee1123
1/14/20
12:20 PM
14

I would postulate that the greatest generation has yet to be born. A bunch of blustering, emotionally stunted alcoholic racists claimed they were, but drove (literally and figuratively) our world to the brink of cataclysm, after they left their selfish, navel-gazing, easily rattled crybaby kids the keys.
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1/10/20
2:59 PM
9

I was in a focus group discussing trailers for this movie. There were 15 women. We all agreed that the movie looked interesting but we’d never watch it if Megyn Kelly was the sympathetic victim. Fuck her and her “I could have done more but I decided I liked being famous better” comments.

1/10/20
12:46 AM
7

Is there any reason to believe Lizzo isn’t taking care of her health or fitness? She dances every night she performs and has regularly posted videos of herself working out (not that anyone needs to prove that they work out, but I guess fat people do). Are you her doctor? Do you see her pedometer? Do you know what she Read more

1/9/20
8:30 PM
15

I’m Bob Harper, and I had a heart attack. I also hosted a game show that exploited fat people by hounding them to workout 8 hours a day on starvation level diet, thereby permanently ruining their metabolisms and causing almost all of them to rebound to weights even higher than when they started.  Read more

1/9/20
5:48 PM
18

Statistically, I think the number one cause is actually “being Donald Trump”.

1/9/20
2:42 PM
28

“Of course I gave them all diabetes.”

1/3/20
12:49 AM
17

Jordan McGraw? With a name like that you can only be either a struggling C&W singer, the lead in a two-season CSI spin-off, or an incestuous cannibal serial killer being pursued by either, or perhaps both, of the aforementioned.

1/2/20
9:54 PM
20

Honestly, anyone who lived in such a house would instantly be added to Hannibal’s Rolodex of Rude.

12/30/19
8:03 PM
9

I think you’re missing the thematic resonance of the dog-kicking scene. The cycle of violence is deftly illustrated, as the man who yeets a dog into the air is in turn yeeted himself by an oncoming truck. Those who live by the yeet, die by the yeet.

12/18/19
1:42 PM
16

I sincerely hope the “inventor” of this thing dies of a stroke from shitting too hard on their uncomfortable toilet. 

12/18/19
9:21 AM
18

Jones didn’t just stumble into acting last week, so when he says he knows the difference between not having his option picked up (what Freemantle is claiming happened) and being straight-up fired (what Jones says happened), I have no reason not to think he knows what he’s talking about. Read more

12/17/19
7:46 PM
90

Considering their other shows include American Idol, American Juniors, American Inventor, America’s Got Talent and The Next Great American Band, I think Fremantle may have fundamentally misunderstood what American Gods is about.

12/16/19
3:13 PM
5

It’s the name. “Cum Town” is spectacularly offputting. It’s sort of like the band Diarrhea Planet. I don’t care how good (or not) they are, I’ll never listen to them. If the title of your whatever sounds like a twelve year old’s idea of a dirty joke, I don’t need to experience it.

12/16/19
11:52 AM
14

What is the appropriate response for the reporter here other than to turn and look into the camera like Jim Halpert?