The only thing laws against jumping cars does is prevent GOOD people from jumping their cars 

The USADA tested Serena right after her win. While they found her levels of Flystorgen, Notgivingfucks & SoDopamine to be off the charts for a regular pro-athlete they still were within Williams’ standard range.

And about how boys need to be raised to view girls as their peers, friends, and equals from day one. We should not accept the “boys will be boys” mentality, the “boys only” clubs, the “girls can’t play with us,” “girls’ toys,” “girls’ colors,” or “throwing like a girl.” All of the slight digs at girls and women, and…

I’m over ten years older than Curry, and I’m shocked at the night/day difference between him and my dad.

Picked up the $599 bundle of this that included a headset on gamestop just now. Don’t know how many are going to be left but that’s always an option because of the $499 bundle that didn’t include the headset is already sold out as of 12:15 am on 8/24/18

As someone from LA, this skit has always held a special place in my heart. The directions bit kills me every time because I know exactly what they’re saying.

Every active shooter training I’ve been to has said that in the event of a shooting, law enforcement’s prime objective is to neutralize/contain/stop the shooter. So if they see someone, anyone with a gun, they won’t bother to ask if they are a “good guy or bad guy with a gun.”

No kidding. My youngest is just starting to get over his fear of dogs but is still cautious. When he was 2 or 3 we’d go walking in local parks and peoples excited off leash dogs would literally be in his face. (2 year olds aren’t all that tall) The owner would typically respond with “don’t worry, he’s friendly” To…

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

I wanna say Grackles, because they’re irritating and make a lot of noise and don’t even offer exciting plumage (at least in my area. I hear there’s some prettier varieties).

History Buffs reviews Braveheart:

Well duh.

There's not going to be anything in the comments thread that isn't a Mr. Plow reference.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Miniature horses live longer than dogs which is important given how much time and money it takes to fully train a real service animal. They also have less alergy problems than dogs and have very good, almost 360 degree vision which is very useful for a seeing-eye pony (though they don’t work as well as assistance…

Maybe I’m mistaken, but I assumed that was for household income not individual.  180k combined for a married couple is far from “rich”

I laughed very very hard. Repeatedly. I also cried. If you are also capable of a wide range of emotions you may enjoy it.

You’re not alone! Crispix is awesome. I don’t know why. They have the perfect texture.

Erm, how much of each, ish? I love mexican / latin chocolate, I will be doing this this weekend. You rock.

I was going to fight about the brownies one, but Ghiradelli is the only good box mix. I have two awesome scratch brownie recipes but their box is almost as good and several times quicker/easier, so...