The expression on her face is the exact expression you get when someone starts sticking their finger in your butt juuust a little and you're surprised but a little confused and trying to decide if you should go with it or make them stop immediately.

She didn't make enough to get the S65? Why is your aunt so lazy?

Can't be much worse than strapless....

You know how I avoid trouble with the police?

I hate 50 shades of grey for doing this. I'm sure buying cvs handcuffs holds appeal for suburban moms who feel so edgy because they just fucked in a non-missionary position for the first time.

I went to Disneyland last summer when the parks were open 24 hours (gradnight/Monsters University promotion), and there were still a surprising amount of parents with strollers at 2 am. Most of the kids were passed out, though, so I'm even sure what the point was? If your kid isn't conscious enough to take in any of…

It wouldn't have been an abortion. The fetus would have died naturally with its mother.

Thank you! It honestly wasn't as bad or as invasive as I'd feared it might be, and the staff at the clinic I went to did their best to make it as easy as possible.

By request, I'm going to tell you guys about some of the science behind vaccinations/immunizations, why it's important to get them, and why "over-vaccination" isn't something that can occur. Many of you that support vaccinations may know some of this, but perhaps I can provide a little more "technical" insight into…

(posting the image in case people don't want to click through, because it's great.)

Contracting chicken pox EVER (not just as an adult) can lead to shingles. Shingles is just a mutation of the chicken pox virus dormant in your system. Someone with shingles can give another person chicken pox but shingles itself is not contagious. (Sorry, my husband got shingles last spring at the age of 31 after…

I'm a professional (Hey mom, I'm an Immunologist!) and say it is NOT possible to over-vaccinate. I'd go into details, but ehhhh no one really wants me to talk about IgG and IgM peaks.

Yep. And contracting chickenpox in childhood can lead to shingles later in life.

I don't think so if you consider the likelihood that her mother was friends with a larger community of anti-vaxxers who failed to vaccinate their children as well.

That does not say Queef-Cutter like my eyes briefly told me it did. My confusion and concern are gone.

I recently had to undergo a physical examination that included several vaccinations as a part of my immigration paperwork to become a permanent US resident. I already had most of the vaccinations required, and I'm also lucky enough to be in good general health, but it just seems very ironic to me that Americans are…

A good friend of mine is as "granola" as they come (vegan, gluten free, grows his own veggies, etc.), and he's the father of kindergardener, but he is definitely not anti-science. Far from it. In fact, he posted this recently on his Facebook page to warn fellow parents about the dangers of not vaccinating their…

fact: Bears eat Beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

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Our baby can't just spell her name the way everyone else does! Our baby is SPECIAL.