I think you accidentally went to the Great Lakes Medieval Faire down the road.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

she’s super ride or die

How does that work exactly when they made the call in NY?

It was recorded in NY so nah.

which is completely completely fair but tay lied and kimmy came for her

Not only that, but this feels so fucking gross. Of course the media was going to take the narrative of cute white girl, being victimized by angry black man. Sure as hell they were not going to take the word of his “whore” wife on it.

Why would California Penal Code § 632 apply to NYC, where the recording was made?

This is Taylor doing her best Hillary Clinton shift. She is finding a technicality to fit her version of events. Reasonable minds know she was full of shit.

The note she posted to Instagram that is posted in the article is all about how she’s upset about the word “bitch.”

It falls apart anyway because Swift’s spox said she “cautioned Kanye against releasing a song with such a misogynist message.” So either she had no clue that “bitch” was in the song or she knew and tried to talk him out of it. Those two things aren’t consistent. Particularly because her team claims there was only one…

Tom Hiddleston may be her downfall. #HesCursed

I KNEW she lied. I love Kanye but he doesn't have enough shame to bother to lie about this.

Dang. First Calvin, now Kim and Kanye. Tom Hiddleston may be her downfall. #HesCursed

Same same same.

TBF I wasn’t listening too closely, but I didn’t actually hear the word “bitch”. I’m assuming Taylor’s team will zero in on this despite the fact that clearly hahahaha girl you got owned by Kim K.

I am an admitted Taylor Swift fan, who tends to roll her eyes at Kanye and Kim, but man, even I think this is hilarious. Good on you, Kim. I’ve been laughing all night, and after this week, I needed that. Anyone got popcorn?