Dude. That is so crazy. It's like, I dunno, you think the police should provide community service in the communities they serve. So strange. Are you taking LSD?

I was never a star and I don't even care. Thank you guys. Onward my gray comrades!

I have a tattoo of Larry David. It's his head on an ant body. I call it "Larry David the piss ant".

Much quiet. Such silent. So projecting it on screen and on documentary. Wow.

See, but that's where I disagree. When Bey and J got together, she was letting her mom dress her up in those tacky getups (remember House of Dereon?) and was starting her solo career. Jay was known for being a player.

I'm pretty sure it's cause of articles like this that no guy ever takes Jezebel as a legitimate source for news

I don't know about that. My "resume" (if you can call it that) during high school and college had a sum total of work experience consisting of Sizzler Steak House, cleaning hotel rooms one summer at Glacier National Park, Target cashier, work/study receptionist on campus, Taco Treat short order cook, driving an ice…

Applause from someone has also found a career path in one of those not so respected fields as well. If only I had known this before shelling out for my BA.

I totally agree, and I would also add that teenagers learn a LOT from working shitty, minimum wage jobs. Maybe not about their potential career, but about how to be in the workforce. I was a grocery store cashier all through high school, and that taught me more about accountability and personal responsibility than any…

I honestly never believed anyone when they said I would miss university. I researched my major heavily and it was purported by reputable and impartial sources to be one of the highest paying and most employable majors. One year out of university and I do miss it because I actually had some fucking optimism back then.…

If we're going to be real here, I think a lot of the issue stems from the shitty economy over the last few years as you state.

Yeah, except now they're teaching you that you better really enjoy the four-or-so years you spend hitting the books, 'cause afterwards you're going to be right back at that shitty job. Minus 4 years of incremental raises and a promotion to night shift manager.

When do we get to hear from this therapist he was seeing?

One reason people are spending more is that we don't let them out to be hit by cars anymore, so they live longer. And when they live longer, cats' teeth get icky. Cleaning their teeth requires anaesthesia. If you don't clean them, they get other ailments that are more expensive than the cleaning. So, you clean their…

Jesus, is this "article" just an ad for Bare Minerals?

This. Keep your wedding simple if you prefer, but remember those who are going out of their way to make things nice for you. I was maid of honor at my then best friend's wedding, and she continually referred to the corners they would be cutting because they needed to save money for their European honeymoon. That's all…

I went to a cousin's wedding out of state, spent a bunch of money (and helped my dad and sister attend). Because of the cost, I didn't also buy her a gift. She sent me a thank you card for attending anyway (and for helping my dad and sis be there—she knew I'd thrown in extra money for that). I was pleasantly surprised…

Come on — I say "brides" because most of the people reading this website, demographically, are probably women and therefore more likely to be brides. And yes, if it's you getting married, it's your responsibility to say thank you to your guests enthusiastically and graciously.