I’m a Hill staffer, and I’ve worked in politics since the late 1990s. (I’ve only worked with Dan Pfeiffer, and while he wasn’t bad, he wasn’t that great either.)

I’m not even sure what “up” and “down” are in this scenario.

perfect gif is perfect

People can hate one another and still fuck.

I see it more from a practical legal perspective. The complexity of relationships grows exponentially. A few examples off the top of my head:

You say that now.

Maybe I’m missing something here, but what the fuck does keeping polygamy illegal do to prevent under age marriage and sexual assault? If marriage is illegal under a certain age, and sexual assault is always going to be illegal (well, on paper anyway, we all know how sexual assault is treated currently, during our…

Replacing “splice” with “fuck” makes this a lot funnier.

Libertarians, even though their political ideology is the complete antithesis to progressive politics, somehow manage to draw in plenty of self-professed liberals. And by liberals I mean young white people who want weed to be legal.

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

Damn, DNC, between this and Bernie’s motion to nominate and the mothers of Sandra Bland, Trayvon Martin, etc. on stage, you really know how to chop up some onions.

When I was 10, my social studies teacher told our class that “A woman will never be elected president because women don’t vote for other women.” Not having the finely-honed misogynistic-bullshit detector I do today in elementary school, I believed him. It was years later before I realized what a horrifically fucked-up…

Very good night. I may have cried a little and been, I don’t know, happy or some such thing.

This is pretty much me right now:

I honestly can’t find anything to be cynical about here. Objectively, Hillary Clinton was the person most qualified to be President running this election. She has earned my unenthusiastic vote.

This was a successful night. No screaming people from the CA delegation. The speeches were truly inspiring. I understand that there was some chaos by some childish protestors outside of the convention, but thankfully it was not covered by the media.

That glorious smile though.

Don't look at me

I liked it.

RockStar