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Fuck you, Kim.

Wow, one blonde white girl goes missing and you never fuckin’ hear the end of it.

“She told a student, ‘I have never said this to a student before, but fuck you.’”

Yup.

Here we see an image of Fallon’s hand taken after the show.

I might have to start DVRing a couple of shows to see what’s doing with him.

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

I read Lainey on a semi-regular basis and I sometimes read Celebitchy. My issues, beyond some of what tealstar said, with the site tends to be how vitriolic the writers can get about stars who date their “favs.” For example, one of the bloggers used to tear into Alicia Vikander in an incredibly over the top fashion on…

“Secretary Clinton: Can you explain and provide your solution to the crisis of gun violence in America? Please use 10 words or less.”

Hey, looks like you have a similar Facebook feed to me.

Gary Johnson has somehow, in the span of about 10 seconds, stolen the crown of leading bullshit artist right off of the Republican nominee’s head.

Maybe if the reporters used flash cards of a marshmallow, a child or dog that would help jog his memory.

Coffee Creek Correctional Facility

Hearing a store clerk say happy holidays? Oppressive war on Christmas! Razing sacred indigenous grounds? That’s just important capitalistic freedom!

“The parents have started a GoFundMe page to send Taraji to private school...”
Wow. No.

“If somebody put a gun to your head, what would you do? Call the police.”

So Trump is worried that Huma’s husband is not a person that should be trusted with top level security info?

For those people who think the Republican party is dying off, look no further than these women. These ladies are the future of the party. Fall in line, mimic others, have the same message, look the same. They marry men named “Trey”, who has political aspirations. Between running their lifestyle/mommy/fitness blogs and…