JEAHL!

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

HOW LONG DOES KYLIE JENNER’S BIRTHDAY LAST?? It seems like it's been going on for weeks now.

Only one. I dated this nerd to make him look cool because I really needed the money to replace the white suede outfit I had borrowed without my mom’s permission.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

The RNC can indeed dump him and install their own handpicked candidate. Do they want to take a political hit that will most likely shatter the party is the follow-up question.

What the fuck is it with insanely rich companies being so resistant to contributing? Some kind of dragon fever? You guys make more money than God - pay reasonable taxes. People making 15k a YEAR pay taxes.