I somehow felt the need to tell my freshman year high school English teacher I couldn’t afford the required texts because my mom was in jail. I said this in front of my entire class. I was an entitled asshat as a child.

In 5th grade, my parents finally moved me from the tiny little South Jersey Pentecostal school I’d been in till then, into the public middle school. I was super weird and religious and did NOT understand the other 10 year-olds; I was just daunted by their relative worldliness. So I made up tons of lies to seem…

I did this too!!! I was so soooo painfully quiet, shy and insecure in HS, so when I got called up at the graduation party by the hypnotist, I decided this was *MY MOMENT!!!* I totally faked being hypnotized, said and did silly things that made the whole class laugh, and for the finale put on a hot pink wig and…

I can’t even describe how perfect this is.

Plus, he looks like a boy band version of Frankenstein.

I imagine if Bryan had just straight up admitted to murder live on the show, Jimmy would have just continued to laugh and sway like a man who has never heard human speech before. Even as the entire studio falls silent, and Cranston’s face turns into pure lifeless granite, there would be Jimmy, laughing and swaying.

Anna Navarro is screaming “Pussy!!” every chance she gets and she was successful in baiting that Scottie Nell creature who said, “please don’t use that word! My daughter is watching”. The fur is flying.

“This incident is making her question everything. How she dresses, what she does.”

I know who robbed Kim. It was these guys:

You know what, Jost and Che? No. I actually AM smarter than Donald Trump. I have an MBA (not from Wharton, but honestly, the only difference in MBA degrees is the level of math skill, and I have an engineering degree, so not super worried. I invest personally for myself, have bought and sold several homes and made a…

The crazy bagel guy isn’t trying to become president.

She hugged a bunny in another photo. That was adorable.

My favorite picture from their visit.

Nah she meant what she meant. A woman whose body is outside the realm of haughty white chaste sexuality is to be admonished to emphasize how it’s wrong and you wouldn’t dare cause you’re “good” or whatever bullshit thing white women have used to belittle women of color because they’re threatened that they won’t be in…

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

No, Hillary wanted measures to protect Syrians from the constant bombs dropped by Assad and Putin. A NFZ should have been implemented years ago.