I find it amusing that you think a review where I suggest you’d be better off playing with your own asshole for an hour and a half to be “too nice.” Thanks though! I’m a ray of goddamn sunshine!!!!!

Behold! The birth of reality TV!

There are so many layers of weird and terrible to peel back off this particularly smelly onion.

Never... go full Travolta. John Travolta, went full Travolta. Went home empty handed.

I was too! (Until I watched it.)

That’d be from <a href=”https://film.avclub.com/contract-to-kill-isn-t-just-bad-it-s-steven-seagal-bad-1798189772">this review</a>, which is indeed one for the ages. It should be in the Smithsonian next to the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, and other great documents in history.

I strongly agree with you. The “white, male” thing was gratuitous and not meaningful in context since I have to figure many true pioneer podcasters (Marc Maron, e.g.?) were white and/or male.

I, like most people, agree with the general reaction to Variety. However, this was one case where I really don’t think the “white, male” modifiers were relevant.

I can second that Widows was actually good. I’m sad it didn’t get more awards buzz; the direction and acting were all superb even when the script had a few overwritten hiccups. Viola Davis and Elizabeth Debicki were both fabulous.

Widows is so good! I can’t believe it disappointed at the box office. I hope it gets more love in the future.

“Michelle Rodriguez is a complicated person. Sometimes she has Good Takes, like when she refused to do more Fast And Furious movies until they committed to handling the female characters better. Sometimes she has Bad Takes, like when she dismissed that story about Liam Neeson wanting to do a racist murder by…

Wow. This article is, essentially, my life in the year 1999-2000.

Dogma? No not Dogma.

“Cataclysm” is pretty good, but Terry Pratchett claimed that “miracle” is a word for describing both fortuitous and tragic events:

Honestly Matt and Trey’s show taught an entire generation that anyone who cares about social issues is a bad person and, likely unintentionally, helped led to the normalization of far right ideology. 

If you need me, I’ll be reading it in the rain

I’ll wait for the storyboard collection, The Art Of The Art Of Racing In The Rain.

You know, I really wanted to watch this trailer but there was no trailer BEFORE the trailer announcing this trailer “was about to start” to hold my attention.

I’m working my first job at a movie theater right now, and I’ll tell you all the highlight of my weekend has been telling anyone buying a ticket for OUATIH that it’s amazing and that I hope they love it.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is imperfect. It could have easily lost around 30 minutes without missing a beat, it has a few too many cameos, but it has been growing on me since it ended. I’ve gone from not being sure how to feel about it to really appreciating the fact that it exists.