I think there's a fairly obvious answer to all of these:

And you are not allowed to buy anyone "The Secret," ever, unless you feel like learning how oppressed peoples have somehow brought genocide upon themselves via bad vibes.

"She wants to turn your skin into a fetching wrap dress she can wear while she sashays around your apartment, smoking the ashes of your bones in a glass pipe."

I had to take a break, I was laughing so hard. Fucking hysterical.

Freaking love all three of these answers/responses! I'm all like:

I'm sorry, I got completely derailed by the idea that it's a "little old-fashioned" to "get knocked up and then shack up, sometimes get married."

Sharon Needles did your makeup!?!?

I really enjoyed the angry responses to the first two. I expected you to have a angry response to the third. But it's still great!

If you know your best friend is on food stamps or broke, why would you ask them to bring food to a party? Wtf?

Angela Chase really did have some complicated friendships. Was letter number two from Brian Krakow?

But it couldn't be Tino, because Tino's.....? (Bless your MSCL references.)

"Depressed people don't get a pass for being assholes to their good friends. :\"

Has no one else noticed that she's named check Tino and Rayanne from My So-Called Life? Let me be the first to bow before the glory that is a MSCL homage.

So THAT'S why we never saw Tino. He was busy moping. Thanks for clearing that up!

#1 - Yup, what Sara said.

Sometimes I read the FriendZone and I feel like I am the one who everyone is writing in about. But today I have been on the side of every single on of these writers. Great advice on all 3, particularly the last one. I went through a time when a friend I used to have did nothing but say mean things and trivialize any…

I'm really enjoying all of the hypothetical names being my so called life characters.