Thanks! It does mean "good house!"

You're right. That was definitely a joke about race. You figured it out!

Holy crap I should've thought of that. You win this round.

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I have gained 15 lbs since moving to Los Angeles 2 years ago, all because I don't walk everywhere like I used to. I got a FitBit and it is really helping. I know I look pretty as I am but I also know my family has a history of Type II Diabetes due to lifestyle issues like lack of exercise, so I'm doing my best! Try…

THANK YOOOOU!

Thank you for understanding my art!

Thank you.

Uh, I was just saying where I watched the movie. It's all going to be okay.

Ooh, interesting point about the editor being female. I hadn't thought of that.

The guy with his tongue out is actor Henry Zebrowski of the NYC-based comedy troupe Murderfist. Seek out their genius.

I felt my mom could handle the question...but uh, I didn't want her to read the answer.

I would definitely not say that I think one ought to use people as one's personal sex toy, and I wrote the column. But you may be referring to the headline, which I did not write. My general message is to have fun and be careful to the extent that both of these things are possible.

Yeah, it turns out sometimes people want to hump their buds. I happened to get three sexytime emails and was like, "I sense the world has given me a theme this week." And thus was it so.

To me you are like a murderer.

He's so good at DRAMATICALLY BLINKING.

This is beyond correct.

He's the fucking hero of our lives. You must get into it.

Oh my sweet Jeebus I need to watch this film. That hair!

AUUUUUGH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH