That’s the only thing that I don’t love about the situation. I’m concerned to see someone that I do love who has clearly been through a lot in the past two years choose to a) divorce his spouse, b) enter a serious relationship and c) potentially have a child which he has always said he does not want to have with…

Do not like. I prefer Elder Millennial.

Every single person I know who uses these clips does this. It’s also very useful for amusing young children by whisper-yelling “the claaaawwwwwwwww” as you chop it up and down on yourself or in their general direction.

As strong as making a staple remover into a little snake head. 

The large clips were always an absolute fail for me because I have thick, long hair. However, they do make decent chip clips and cord keepers.

I have a love hate relationship with these guys.  I have truly horribly thick hair. So I need to find one that will hold all of it. Yet when I do find one it always ends up giving me a headache.  So yes, I have them but I almost never use them.

But which voice will she use?

Oh, those? They’re for dancing.

I cannot believe that anyone in their right mind fell this insanity.

I just need everyone to know that my brain processed this headline as “Elizabeth Smart Accuses Ex-Boyfriend Thanos of Abuse.”

Theranos started in 2003. Sunny didn’t start working there until 2009. I’d like to know her explanation for defrauding investors prior to his involvement.

Harron, the sad showing of late has nothing to do with you and everything to do with the unworkable state of the commenting system.

Bronies seem pretty into harmony and friendship as their ethos. It just makes me laugh. Did you see any elaborate costumes?

Concerned parents, eh? Are there any other kind? I’d like to hear from unconcerned parents for a change. Just once.

This has been happening on and off for at least 25 years. Let the cat-teens have their fun, many move on to other fun expressions of their individuality, some don’t. It’s harmless (so long as they’re using careful techniques when using that one kid starts suggesting leashes and knots). If you police it, it’s just that…

Because we’ve got #1 right here, baby!

Mediocre white guys are (somehow) a precious resource.

I'm just baffled by their fleshy human limbs. There's a white person stuffed into every m&m shell...

Some of y’all have never met an old lady who’s had to get rods in her toes to correct damage from years of wearing heels and it shows. 

SAME I was wondering how she eats pizza that could go so wrong...