Hey there! I’m burying this reply in an older comment in order not to attract to much attention.

And it’s impossible to reply half the time. I can never get back to the person’s comment to even star it, can’t follow conversations, have to reply to people if I happen to see them on other blog posts or convos. I always try to respond to everyone or at least star them, but I can’t even do that most of the time now.

please fix kinja

A Flintstones vitamin in my nostril when I was four or five. I freaked out when I realized I'd have to wake up one of my parents at 0530 on a Saturday morning to get help, so I plugged my left nostril and blew my nose like my very life depended on it. Slowly, Barney emerged enough from my nostril and I was able to…

I had a splinter in my finger for MONTHS. It got wedged super far down and eventually my body expelled it by pushing it out slowly. Like I could see it making it’s way up through the hole it came in through. Eventually when enough was out, I got it with some tweezers. 

Emily, your article made my brain go to an unexpected and unrelated place:

Good God, this country is so puritanical. First Tumblr, now this shit. God forbid consenting adults want to look at pornography.

Fuck this, fuck SWERFS, fuck all anti-sex work shit. I am a therapist and truly have yet to be offered a compelling reason to believe that sex workers should be treated any differently by the law than psychotherapists or massage therapists.

It’s already happening. I know many people whose posts were removed on instagram. And, I’m not talking about posts with nudity or semi-nudity or even sexuality. A friend with a good sized following posted a fundraiser for a trans organization (entirely text based, no images), and it was removed. 

Thank you. I’m so fucking sick and tired of hearing about the vaccine “debate” and the mask “debate”. There is no debate. A debate has two valid sides. Calling it a debate is granting the anti-vaxxers a legitimacy that they do not deserve.

The decision followed a heated school board meeting that found parents, educators, and members of the medical community debating both sides of this argument

While detractors of this decision took issue with the fact that the mandate is teaching students the wrong ideas about “exploiting” loopholes

I guess these ‘can’t breathe with a mask on’ people only have access to some kind of BDSM breath play masks or some shit? 

Oh she’s a rightwinger 100% and none of this should be surprising. Poster girl for Jesus is Love and #boymom bossbabe. 

No matter what role Dominic West plays, I still expect the first words out of his mouth to be, “What the fuck did I do?” in a perfect Baltimore accent.

Eh, Charles wasn’t so bad looking in his prime, and given the standard TV star portrayal upgrade I’d expected someone of West’s level of handsomeness. My issue with West is more that he...just doesn’t look very much like Charles, especially compared to Josh O’Connor.

You think of Kartheiser as “Pete from Mad Men,” while in my mind he’s “Mr. Alexis Bledel.” 

It seems like half the guest list is just “flavor of the month” anyway. The Gala lost any class it might have once had when the Kardashians were invited.

I mean if they just let anyone in, what even is the point? 

An unattended swimming pool and twice the recommended dose of edibles sounds like a bad idea to me, but you do you.