So is the serving size for Oreo's going to change from "2 cookies" to "a whole sleeve/row" now?

I'd like to see your proof of the SAT being consistent, reliable, and an indicator of intelligence.

When I took mine- 1600 was top of the pops and no calculators were allowed
My 1410 was a very respectable score.
Now kids look at me like I was a damned slacker.
It was different in my day I tells ya!!

Well, seeing as I'm really good at taking standardized tests, but suck at finding a job, this is pretty good news for me!

Haven't they completely changed the SAT in the last decade or so? When I took it, there were two scores: verbal and math. 1600 was a perfect score. Now they have some bullshit writing section and now you have a score of like, 2400 as perfect. How can you possibly compare? (Not to mention all the OTHER problems with…

I only had to take the ACT, on which I scored a 29, which I was very pleased with. Then I took the SAT for shits and giggles, and got an 1100. My guidance counselor handed me my score and, with a sneer, said, "You should have done much better than this."

Actually, the Duggars have been declared a church so they don't have to pay taxes. Anything that is given to them is a tax writeoff and they constantly ask for things to be donated to them by local businesses. Because Jim Bob served one term in the state senate, EVERY SINGLE PERSON in that family gets free healthcare.…

Re: #10 about walking after dinner. It's great they exercise and all, but why can't I get this visual out of my head?

Poor Jim Bob. He fucks her crosseyed, gives her a shitload of children, and yet the main man in her life is STILL Jesus.

"Support" might be too strong of a word. I would say "tolerate" is a better choice.

If like-minded people want to design and show modest clothes, good for them. And if they want to do it for Jesus, I don't see the problem there, either.

This is the only Christian that belongs at fashion week!

It's exactly the same as regular fashion shows except you also attract the kind of yokels that give vast sums of money to televangelists with shiny teeth. A.k.a. idiots that are easily swindled out of their money because JEEBUS.

I feel like the classic example of "I don't spank EXCEPT" is smacking a kid's hand away from a hot stove. I definitely don't think that sort of think counts as spanking. Like, as an adult, I'm not going to charge someone with battery if they shoved me out of the way of a car that was about to hit me, ya know?

9) They fail at the things you force them to do and don't allow you to vicariously live out your own failed dreams through them.

If my grandmother is a fan of your show, I think the young male demographic is a little out of reach. Though, she also liked 50 Shades of Grey.

"men love hot chicks so...brilliant!"

I was thinking along similar lines but TBH she's also far too old to be a worthwhile trafficking investment WITHOUT her profile. But you can't very well kidnap someone so popular without her friends and family noticing within 10 hours.

That stuff is like GOLD. They just don't make stuff that anymore!!