YES. THIS. Dude. I fucking hate valentine's day. He fucking hates valentine's day. It's cheesy and horrible. We have spent the last few years being miserable together about how vomit-inducing the whole month of february is, and every year, without fail, I'm treated like somehow my relationship is not valid, because I…

Ugh. Thewickedboyfriend and I don't do anniversaries because, well...it's not really our thing. We aknowlege the date and we're like "hey, another year together, cool!" *fistbump*, but nothing else.

WAIT. THE WHOLE ALGORITHM IS BASED ON WHEN YOUR IDIOT FRIENDS GOT MARRIED? Excuse me, I have a date with some lemmings. I mean, seriously? You need a special app to remind of what Facebook is already constantly reminding you of? (Namely, that all your friends are getting married and you still don't give a shit.)

I think we celebrated with a high-five last year as we passed each other in the hallway.

Did you just shame log-cabin dwellers from Idaho? Way to flaunt your dry-wall privilege, you unmarried failure.

Probably the same reason Wimbledon uses "Ladies" and "Gentlemen" instead of men and women.

We'd all like to think we have progressed since the 19th century, but these arguments are alarmingly similar to those made by some nineteenth century doctors to suggest that women shouldn't ride bicycles (or engage in any number of mentally or physically challenging activities).

They may have been shitty parents, but they adopted little girls and boys (disabled ones even) from countries where otherwise they would have been forced into child slavery or worse. No matter what they did to emotionally mess them up, it's a better life than what the children were on track for.

I'm sorry but this is easily accessible information on the web. They may have been new to you, but are pretty common knowledge. It's literally a summary.

yes please!

Between her and Maisie Williams, I don't know why everyone is in love with the Daneyris character. She AWFUL. A horrible character and just boring to watch on the show.

I feel like everyone in this seemed like so much fun except for Kit Harrington. While he's very handsome, he kind of seemed like a drag in this.

In a shocking twist, members of the Sochi police mistake selves for participants in a Pride demonstration and arrest and detain themselves.

Oh the uncropped version of that gif is even better because she's giving the side-eye to Boehner.

That outfit makes me nostalgic for my carefree, pattern-filled days as a 90s child.

The magical charms of Hiddles and those sexy, sexy hips. Don't try to question it. Just watch.

I imagine those suits are just as tight if not tighter than an athletic compression shirt (which a lot of runners wear). I don't have to wear a sports bra if I have a compression shirt on - most of my pals in the Bcup and under range don't either.

I have a very moderately sized chest and underboob itch is still a problem. I cannot imagine what sort of malady this is for a woman with more ponderous sweater kittens than I.

yes we do, but we don't do it because we are ladies and find it highly inapropriate to scratch our itch in public

We've all had tit itch. I'll allow it.