The idea that equality reduces sexytimes in straight cis relationships is the lamest thing ever, not least of which because Gottlieb seems obsessed with a fictional sexy reality where everyone is all boners, all the time. As you mention, Gottlieb doesn't have a control, so it's not like this analysis actually has any…

I read this in the NYT this morning, and all I kept thinking, was, "maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabye.....but I will take equality with a 'just fine' sex life over nonequality, even with 'better than fine' sex, any day."

Let's make Lindy try it!

I'd be down. I love cinnamon on red meat.

As a proud pet parent of two rescued dogs, one of which is of indeterminate breed (we literally don't have a clue as to what he is, and sometimes we wonder if he is even a dog), and the other of which is clearly a pit bull, but may have something else in her, I get really annoyed at these "dog snobs." While I…

Stellan Skarsgård thought bubble: "Jesus Christ..."

Watching that adorable cat jiggle is really hypnotic!

Yes, they were bred for hunting cheese and beds.

Actually the breed was bred for herding.

This just reminds me of back in the day when Physics was my bitch and I could do like 10 pull-ups and climb the monkey bars like a pro.

That debate... one of my all time favorite nights.

I hope "Krogering" isn't a new viral trend like "milking" and "gallon smashing."

I can't believe he would even use the possibility that Mia was unfaithful to question her integrity when HE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HER DAUGHTER

His response sounds palpably bitchy to me.

"when I was in the blissful early stages of a happy new relationship with the woman I'd go on to marry"—UGHHH, Woody, given how fucked up that relationship was, I can't believe it is being used as a defense against the possibility of another horrible relationship. His obliviousness (among many other things) offends me.

An Amoroso Roll? Because that is the only roll a hoagie or a cheese steak should go in.

Do ice cold feet on his back count? Yeah, I'm awful that way.

We have a number of dogs in the bedroom, and maybe, juuuuust maybe, Mr. Locked has been smacked in the face with an errant spaniel a time or two.

Nah, I'll just stick to bellowing"TURN OVER!" in the middle of the night, thanks.

Amen. If you can eat gluten, do it. If I find out I have a limited time to live/zombie apocalypse/asteroid/etc. I am eating all the gluten. No doughnut or croissant will be safe.

NEWSFLASH:

BUBBE IS WORRIED ABOUT GRANDSON.

And how is this night different from all other nights?