I think it's concerning because of how much weight she lost in a short amount of time.

But I don't think she looks unhealthily skinny or anything.

Hey, hey, Juan! Didn't you, um, go into the ocean with her? Oh that's right, her Kraken tentacles dragged you from the throes of slumber against your will. Pendejo.

Is your BFF Duchess Kate?

Wait, I thought Brown people were for fun, and Princeton people were for settling?

OK, everyone, please stop acting as if "false memory syndrome" is some sort of epidemic and we should doubt all accusations of child abuse based on it. Once again:

is there evidence of those children sticking to their story into adulthood? That's some Manchurian Candidate level mind control. Maybe Mia Farrow is the Supreme.

North Korea can only dream of achieving corruption on Russia's epic scale.

I think I need an adult.

Most likely sizes 2 to 4 for these "chubby girls". Ugh disgust. Fat biatches.

How can anyone know you're REALLY in love if you A) cannot profess it using the Facebook Life Event update and B) share it in photos via social media. People who don't spend massive amounts of money getting their photos taken to prove how much they love each other are OBVIOUSLY harboring some kind of terrible…

Because SHE GOT THE RING AND THE RING IS ALL THAT MATTERS SHE AND THE RING WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

OMG I loooooove that tiara. I have spend more time than I wish to admit finding a perfect replica on Etsy.

Dodai! Why did you have to post a picture with Matthew in it? MY WOUNDS ARE STILL FRESH.

Is this tiara-day on Jezebel? If so, I am ON BOARD. Here's my future-fantasy-wedding-tiara (of course, to get my hands on it I'd have to marry the Duke of Westminster's son... but he's pretty dishy and a girl can dream!):

I ate leftover fried rice and half a deli pickle for breakfast. Standing over the sink. These guys can kiss my ass.

I agree, one of my ancestors was a straight up SERIAL KILLER and no ones ever demanded that I do anything about that, know why? Because he's LONG dead, not gonna' be claiming any new victims any time soon. Honestly if everyone who's family has done horrible shit had to spend their lives apologizing, we'd all be so…

Sorry, it is bullshit that the descendant of a slave owner has some special requirement for apologizing for slavery. It is double bullshit when that person is a celebrity. It's triple bullshit when you have living plutocrats actively oppressing living people, right fucking now.

Especially since the family is so strapped for cash these days. Depleted savings accounts should be a good enough reason to let Kate and her team style her in an approachable but appropriate fashion. A $300 dress is still out of the reach of most women, even if it is purchased off the rack.

She's so boring. Her middle name is probably beige.

And why does she look like Lady Gaga in W exactly?