Getting anything above a D was practically impossible, even in smaller band sizes.

Annnnnd I just launched a strawberry out of my mouth and across the room in laughter. 

As I say about the women who wear the tiny tiny skirts on the el in the summer:

The Yorks are just thrilled to have a distraction. 

oh no. 

I somehow had never seen the beading on the front and ufffftt.

Oh, I have not, and I want to. 

Top one is water ice, the bottom one is a sno cone.

It’s water ice. Or wooderice, depending on how much you’re leaning into that.

It really is a whole different way of thinking about clothing shapes and fashion. This modern ‘you need to change your body to fit the clothes and if you don’t you’re not fashionable!!!!’ (even though in my life time I should have been everything from Kate Moss heroin chic to whatever we’re at now? I have no idea) is…

And in many cases they still are functional options. Spanx and whatnot are sad, sausage casing attempts to modernize foundation garments.

We have an unofficial depression closet at work. It’s a closet in one of the most famous buildings in the country. It doesn’t have fake plants, just a lot of maps in foreign languages and a first aid kit and some bags and hats and water bottles. When I was first shown around I was told ‘if you ever need a minute, it’s…

I figured they didn’t want to look like they had ‘jumped the line’. I was also surprised that it was this late. 

“‘disorders’ are made-up names that describe distresses.”

Visitors at work have been extra levels of trash lately and essentially it’s because the sane good people are staying home until things settle.

I mean it’s a minorly questionably made pair of stays with fabric side panels instead of boning and a screen printing of a painting on the exterior fabric. 

Same. Dove men’s whatever deodorant stick works for long hours for this purpose.

It’s possible this is the second time this is posting, because Kinja is Kinjaing.

I have a dog that loves to sit on the windowsill and scream, but sadly our new place the windowsills are too small and he can’t sit on them, and the way the windows are I can’t place a piece of furniture under them to give him a spot to perch.

I mean, pretty much anything with Kevin James in it demonstrates the paper. Men can be whatever weight they are and whatever level of fit or not fit or shlubby or not shlubby, but women have to be thin and attractive.