Any minor trust I maybe had in humanity is gone. I work with the vacationing public, so the trust level was already absolute shit (particularly around holidays, spring breaks, and the last two weeks of August). I at least used to have some sort of ‘well, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt until you prove…

Like what the FUCK is this

All this being said, I will still die and be buried in high waisted skinnies. Other trends will come and go, but tight black jeans/pants are timeless, eternally flattering, and a staple of a variety of classic and “alt” styles that will always be in the ether.

We didn’t have a dog growing up, but a series of gerbils, and eventually, guinea pigs.

I mean, just because someone produces it for sale doesn’t make it ‘the style for the season’. Except for my four year old niece. She loves some ruffles. 

Only if there is also inexplicable chicken wing bones and an appearance by Gritty. 

At work last week a visitor asked me where he could grab something to eat, like a coffee and a sandwich, that wouldn’t take too much time.

I read that book in college, before my years living on $10,000 a year.

Yeah, she’s got some pretty good looking skin. She looks like a pretty standard 40 year old taking a selfie for the internet. The end. 

Unfortunately, she is probably being blamed for her husband’s actions, for not keeping a devout enough home, not being a good enough/enticing enough wife, if only she had been more doting on him, he wouldn’t have done this etc etc.

I have such a struggle with lip balm. I’m allergic to coconut (so no coconut oils, which is in most of them), I react to lanolin (in Aquaphor). I have seborrheic dermatitis on my lips.;

I never got an American Girl doll as a kid because it was too expensive, but now as an adult I could afford it but do I, as an adult, with no other doll wishes or desires, need a doll?

sweeties!

The fluffy clean boy says don’t buy the puppies, rescue them. 

As the tv show Victoria put it, a husband of a Queen is not a king, because if they got into the business of making people kings, then they can be getting into the business of unmaking kings as well.

“We vaguely look like we’re going to start singing something from The Sound of Music at the beginning, aren’t we so normal”

It’s so on point for Kate’s wardrobe though. Frumpy and ruffly AF and verging on being from 1894. But she’s tall, thin, and has the hands of a competent tailor touching all her clothing so people think she’s super duper fashionable.

It’s too twee while also being too fucking old.

I don’t know why, but I have a hard time believing those children have ever roasted marshmallows over a fire outside. Ever. Or even considered it to be something people do outside of a movie. 

I live in an area where lots and lots of people pay mucho money to send their kids to expensive private schools (even though the public school district they could send their kids to for free in is the top in the state, and one of the top in the nation, but anyway...) and they don’t have the money.