I have a friend who was in a skiing accident in his mid 50s. It was kind of traumatic, so they did a fully body CT to make sure he didn’t have any internal bleeding.

It not the hardest knot...but it’s awful fiddly and well...a noose.

The as-is room is such a glorious Narnia.

The mixing of the really ridiculously strong genetics of the Denmark house through Alexandra and the really ridiculously strong genetics of Victoria’s line in the late 19th century really screwed that family.

It seems to vary highly depending on the product. My $20 LACK coffee table? The legs go of kilter when I hit them with my vacuum cleaner. It’s also pretty much the cheapest piece of furniture you can purchase in that store.

I bought it to add to my dog’s pillow piles, but he doesn’t like it because it isn’t super smooshy and moldable.

I like IKEA. I find putting together their furniture soothing. I enjoy watching people completely short circuit with spacial relationships trying to fit large rectangular boxes into their small, not rectangular cars. I derive great joy figuring out exactly how much I can tetris into my car.

“No, I’m a really well preserved 150"

Parks and Recs gifs are to me as puns are to you, I suppose.

UGH. Fish in the workplace should be banned.

It was the saturation of puns. An occasional pun is ok. 50% of all conversations are the SAME puns, over and over and over again, no matter the topic of conversations?

I dislike Elon Musk for all the same reasons everyone else does, but it finally occurred to me why I seem to have a horrible physical reaction every time I see a picture of him.

Oh they know exactly where to poke. As savage as it was, it played well to wake up the tired kids, as well as level with said bratty teen. As far as I remember the rest of the tour went pretty well, which is hard with 8th graders.

Could be kiddo for ‘bottle’.

And then they get the savage teenage phase where your real age is ‘soooo OLD’.

I’m glad your doc hooked you up! I have a big massive ancient nebulizer but my mom bought me one of the portable ones and it’s been such a snap when I’ve had to use it over the last couple months.

While I’m glad they were going to the ‘lets cross off the the scary thing first’, but ugh.

I do not understand the issue with asthma and the fact that A&E doesn’t seem to take it as a serious problem, or takes it as people with asthma are all fakers.

I work for the feds, so while they generally have been going by state protocol, it’s federal law in the end. However, our union may be able to push for a mask requirement as a safety and welfare measure because of the state’s laws.