We meet with hospice on monday. I just want more time.

We are meeting with hospice on Monday.

This is going to be a bummer, sorry, but I need help.

Hey! The Al Litigator lists many of the faves. The SkinFood Peach Sake Pore Refining Serum is a great serum AND a great make up primer. I also do like SkinFood’s Black Sugar Honey Mask.

This skin care craziness has infiltrated my life and it’s kind of amazing. With the aid of hormonal birth control, my skin is generally pretty ‘meh’. Not good, not bad. Reddish, big pores, weird occasional dry patches, but never enough for me to really do anything about it.

No, my friend puked a lot and almost died and ended up having her kid at 30 weeks. A lot of women DON’T do that. So shove it.

I’m not that deep into the kardashian land.

I’m also American, but Bernd is the best.

Yes! This is exactly what it was like to clean out my grandmother’s house. 35 sets of nail clippers. A box of watch bands. Pencil stubs. Soup that was....I don’t even know. Every decorative american flag she had ever used, I swear. She also seems to have bought a new set of dishes if one dish in a set got cracked or…

It may make you uncomfortable and maybe it is morally questionable, but surrogacies are business contract. She really doesn’t actually have to do much more than sign a check and party if she so desires.

If you don’t think having another little royal bopping around isn’t a money making advertisement for the country of the UK and thus the royal family, you are very naive.

My best friend went through two absolutely horrible awful, puke filled, hospital ridden pregnancies. If she had a third through as surrogate and wanted to have a baby shower for it, I’d be like have at it, you might actually get to enjoy this one. Because during her first one I thought she was going to puke the entire…

I’m aware. Thus why she doesn’t feel like death warmed over. Because either her surrogate feels that way, or possibly just feels generic third trimester carrying a child-like.

In Kim K’s defense, besides that ‘has a fuck ton of money’ thing, this would be the first baby shower were she didn’t feel like death warmed over, if you don’t take her descriptions of her pregnancies as overtly dramatic. So maybe she just wanted to enjoy one?

I’ve known many cats to be deliberate, meditative, smart and able to play the long game.

Eyeballs and tongue first!

I mean, I figured it would happen eventually. Have at it.

My grandmother was the cleanest most organized hoarder you could imagine (her house was immaculate....but then you opened the freaky ocd level organized closets filled with things like every watch band my grandfather had ever owned...). I made like $400 off her various kitchen stuff at a garage sale and kept the good…

It’s a trend. At work I sometimes feel like I’m forced to shift around awkwardly so I can try to match what the dead, soulless eyes are focusing on. Like, is there a fire behind me? Did I rip a hole in the knees of my pants? Is the wall melting?

Uncle Joe, I still want to buy you a puppy. Can I buy you a puppy?