I have determined that if I never have to work in food service again, I will have lead a successful life.

I know! Like, how horrendously completely and utterly in debt are you that you can only afford an ostensibly very small payment a month on a mattress? OR how fucking expensive is your mattress? I know I went cheap (Ikea) and supplemented with a topper later when I had the luxury cash money but a Clover is like $700…

....

I know someone from high school who is selling ItWorks stuff and both her and her husband have high paying jobs as engineers. But apparently they are incapable of living within their (substantial) means and have a shit ton of debt (they have a SEVEN YEAR PAYMENT PLAN for their mattress. BUY A CHEAPER MATTRESS). She…

I find it interesting (but unsurprising) that the rules for government contractors are so tighter than actual government employees.

My poor hot weather loving dog has no belly fur. He’s totes naked under there. And since he’s low to the ground, come winter....he needs some clothing.

I’m not spectacular with money, but I do reasonably well.

Surprised it wasn’t Philly. We have a whole mural dedicated to our friendly neighborhood overfed TrashPandas.

I haven’t had my naturally occurring hair color since I was about 16, so the very fine woman who cuts and colors my hair takes care of me. Rather than me looking like someone plopped a squirrel on top of my head.

Between this administration (I work for the government in a conversation/education agency....we’re fuuuckkkked) and my husband’s health going to hell in a handbasket, I’m on the verge of being entirely gray. By age 30.

He cool. He downgraded to his ‘chill’ costume, aka a t-shirt with a glow in the dark skull and crossbones on it.

Please enjoy Buster Dog attacking as a dino.

Didn’t wake up feeling like a fog, so I’m thinking I only took one! Whee!

I do. But I had a work event, got home late, my mom was over taking care of the dog and was chatting and so everything was a bit off. I woke up this morning without the melatonin hangover, so I’m gonna bet that I didn’t take three of them. Go me.

Because I’m so tired between a week stay at the hospital, fiance in rehab for a week, and a 16 hour work day today—I’m tired.

They are grody.

It is absolutely insane. They are weird, vivid, and I remember them all. I want to know if these are the dreams I’m already having and I just don’t remember them, or is the melatonin causing me to have these absolutely bat shit dreams?

Just fine. Want to make them even weirder? Take melatonin. I had sex dream last night that involved my significant other, but also somehow involved getting caught by my high school social studies teacher. In our house. As consenting adults. 

It has been proven over and over and over again that it does not matter what you look like or what you are wearing to be a victim of sexual assault/harassment.